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Insurance complain 

United Healthcare is the most bullshit health insurance

Why do you tell me to go to bartells for medicine and then tell me to go to another place that isn't covered for medicine to get a flu shot

Aaaaaugh

badly describe a favorite game: recruit a shitload of peasants and turn them into skeletons 

Heroes of Might & Magic 2

w/ necromancy this is *specifically* one of the best ways to build a fuckhuge army

badly describe a favorite game: usurp the king by stealing some of his artifacts 

King's Quest

I never said you were stealing from him!

hello bepis my old friend

i've come to 🅱 with you again

Facetious 

Auhhhh I feel the white girl power flowing through my veins giving me something resembling strength

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Facetious 

Celebrating my heritage with a pumpkin spice latte

I'm facnceboye

A nethack roguelike with sly subliminal advertisements from monsters being in the right order to read as an ad.

You look down the hallway and see:

DRinK~CokE!

D = Silver Dragon
R = Rust Monster
I = imp
N = black naga
K = kobold
~ = long worm tail
C = mountain centaur
O = orc
K = kobold
E = floating eye.

It's not an ad, it's just an unfortunate line of formidable monsters for you to vanquish ....while enjoying a cold carbonated beverage!

what do you call the typeface used to print an encyclopedia 

a font of knowledge

homophobia 

oops i found out louis ck is homophobic

dragonball super, violence 

why the fuck does every attack that lands on piccolo blow off a limb in dragonball

we get it, he has regeneration powers

Crom: the most unprofessional admin

Unless you count being a professional kobold a profession

WHAT IS A GAMER?
*smashed wine glass*
A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS @Gaypow

it's me the admin who laughs at his own jokes

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