Crom, Kobold King @vahnj@awoo.space
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Pronouns: he/him/they/them
Gay: yes
Admin: very
Kobolds: every day
Private account: @crom
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I'm an admin! Please don't add me in follow Friday threads.
call me James, Crom, or vahn
sad and gay friendo, lover of and father to kobolds.
lewd jokes != flirting
I follow back awoo.spacers! Lemme know if you don't want that.
An introvert with social anxiety, and depression.
Joined Feb 2017
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@vahnj I mean, the godess of discord has got to be in there somewhere, right???
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@vahnj jorta, goddess of jorts
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@vahnj Gendra, the vengeful dragon-deity of all genders and none
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@vahnj is it david bowie? I want it to be david bowie.
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@vahnj Awoön, goddess of community
what would the mastodon pantheon be like?
we already have memeo, the goddess of memes
i feel like all of them are likely women, except for one disguntled shy male god
Misleading shirt story
Saw a guy wearing a shirt with pink lettering and got excited thinking it might be an Eliz Simins shirt but Oops it was a fight club shirt
You've heard of "does the pope wear a silly gay" and "does a bear shit in the woods"
Now try "does the coyote rotate?"
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how cool it is!
a crow
of years past
I regret that I had to stay up so late watching though ufh
I have seen the Wars of Star
It is pretty ok, my dudes of all pronouns
LB: My fancy boy is a good kid
Sorry again for initially posting it without enough warning
Ok I deleted the link it's too obnoxious
Sucks that a good article was made useless by shit design
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Yolo as a service (yaas slay)
how come there was never a joke in Full Metal Alchemist where one of the brothers goes "EQUIVALENT EXCHANGE" when buying something
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important, time sensitive info for US residents
if you live in the US remember to do the http://healthcare.gov thing by tomorrow and remember that most people don't pay anything.
if you're in a strange situation like bug where you don't have a job and aren't sure how much you'll make next year: give a lowwwww estimate and you'll most likely pay nothing to start with. then you can just report income when you get it.
Intrusive thought:
"this smacks of gender"
I remember reading this a while ago on twitter
Chickens are the hot new meme you say? Have chicken raising as an AR-enabled game https://awoo.space/media/DNYxU5ELw-1AS0guXJM
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Pronouns: he/him/they/them
Gay: yes
Admin: very
Kobolds: every day
Private account: @crom
...
I'm an admin! Please don't add me in follow Friday threads.
call me James, Crom, or vahn
sad and gay friendo, lover of and father to kobolds.
lewd jokes != flirting
I follow back awoo.spacers! Lemme know if you don't want that.
An introvert with social anxiety, and depression.
Joined Feb 2017
