Crom, Kobold King @vahnj@awoo.space
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Pronouns: he/him/they/them
Gay: yes
Admin: very
Kobolds: every day
Private account: @crom
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I'm an admin! Please don't add me in follow Friday threads.
call me James, Crom, or vahn
sad and gay friendo, lover of and father to kobolds.
lewd jokes != flirting
I follow back awoo.spacers! Lemme know if you don't want that.
An introvert with social anxiety, and depression.
Joined Feb 2017
Crom, Kobold King
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Happy #goblinweek to all, & to all a good night! I thought I'd start out with a quick exploration of the prototypical high fantasy goblin, in a kinda homuncular mode–gawky, sensitive, small and irracible.
omg @dagoth@mastodon.art thank you so much for drawing wyx they turned out so great aaaaaaaaaa
Running with the gator. We're besties https://awoo.space/media/_HDkjcvE16dKMH8ZI4o
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Tabletop talky
I really hate gnomes in WoW, and gnomes in D&D always felt bland
How do you define them in a way that isn't "they're small" or "they're wise"
My leaning is defining them as "industrious" maybe and seeing what I come up with to fit that
Tabletop talky
Ok what do we do with gnomes.......
Maybe something related to their connection to earth in mythology?
Ugh can I go one day this year without feeling sick in some way
Birdsite, more ubisoft talk
Tempted to go on bird site to yell at ubisoft but idk
Wish there was a more reasonable channel that they might actually listen to but
There isn't
Ah yeah just what assassin's creed origins needed.
A transphobic quest.
Crom, Kobold King
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spend more time hugging cuties
Game idea
A sim city/sim earth earth style simulation game in which your only ability to interact with the game is to destroy the sun
Tabletop talky
Ambush: when acting with initiative against a creature you have creature knowledge of in or out of combat, you gain advantage against them on your first roll
So if you get the drop on your SO as a half orc and ask if they're cheating on you you get advantage on your roll I guess
*blinks after remembering foamy the squirrel*
I still don't understand why young me liked that
Tabletop talky
Look I'm proud of what I figured out for orcs but I'm having a hard time not just giving it to half orcs and i don't want to
Orcs get creature skills and unlocks on normally non-domesticatable animals to domesticated them. The boy mentioned this was very Warcraft and I'm actually pleased with this
Tabletop talky
What the fuck do I do with half orcs omg
a doppelganger who refuses to take the form of anything but a kobold
grace and frankie
I really love the new season but I wish they'd stop replacing characters with white people I noticed after a certain character leaves that literally there's only one black guy left :/
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Pronouns: he/him/they/them
Gay: yes
Admin: very
Kobolds: every day
Private account: @crom
...
I'm an admin! Please don't add me in follow Friday threads.
call me James, Crom, or vahn
sad and gay friendo, lover of and father to kobolds.
lewd jokes != flirting
I follow back awoo.spacers! Lemme know if you don't want that.
An introvert with social anxiety, and depression.
Joined Feb 2017
