Vyruem @vyruem@awoo.space
- Pronouns
- They/Grem/It
- Incept
- 1979
Several Queer, Fashionable, Repressed, Demon-Haunted Gremlins in a Single Bioform || nonbinary agremderflux
Joined Oct 2017
Mirrors *are* generally repelling yet I often find myself looking into them; trying to capture the most flattering angle, the best light...
slow brain morning
This morning:
-Applied shaving cream liberally to forehead while in shower. (My brows are unwieldy but not *that* unwieldy.)
-Got in car, started vehicle, put in reverse, checked rearview and discovered not only had I forgotten eyeliner, but my hair was still in post-shower natural sloppy-dry form.
-Go back to house, realize I've locked the house door and keys are still in car.
@Elizafox If you die in Illinois you actually just go to hell but you'll hardly be able to tell the difference anyway.
@Elizafox All I'm saying is at least here I'm not getting promoted posts encouraging me to learn more about "sausage legend Jimmy Dean."
@Soreth @InspectorCaracal@tootplanet.space @anthracite
"It was inevitable, of course; the fandom has absorbed you within it's furry, scaly, and miscellaneous embrace. There is but only one thing left to you...
...say it."
Formerly non-fandom person, trembling, sweating:
"A-...awoo..."
Should that be read as "the wizard, motherfuckers" or "the wizard-motherfuckers?"
@Elizafox Can this be in black? Because I like black.
Do not see them as humans, see them as future furries.
Vyruem
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commission for the smoothest greminal @vyruem
wow ive never used the @ here before-nice #furry #furryart #parody #commission
Concept: Browser plugin that changes every mention of "pancakes" into "bullshit."
Like, split the check or split the meal?
when she says that 4 letter word
boop
@softgoat@computerfairi.es
How are you supposed to properly boil water to cook macaroni at that temperature? Lame.
Vyruem
boosted
free birthday suits
I got a box of em
just put your clothes in the box and take one
Vyruem
boosted
Boost to trebuchet astroturf
free hugs
@Pyretta@girlcock.club
🖤hug🖤
free hugs
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free hugs
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free hugs
Hello all. It's been awhile since i've been so uncharacteristically cloying and forward, but if you'd like, and if you need hugs for any reason, please apply here and I will address your requests as soon as I awake in the morning.
(...or sooner, as I tend to wake several times during the night.)
Remember: You are good, valid, and worthy of affection.
- Pronouns
- They/Grem/It
- Incept
- 1979
Several Queer, Fashionable, Repressed, Demon-Haunted Gremlins in a Single Bioform || nonbinary agremderflux
Joined Oct 2017
