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Suggestive 

@peachsnout@yiff.life

Oh my. Oh geez... 💦​

@Nerts

It is! My spouse works in security incident response (malware and external threats), and I work insider threat/data loss prevention, so we get to see quite a bit.*

*- She's the smart one; I also don't understand most of it!

@Nerts

FRIGGIN YEAH! INFOSEC!

*looks around sheepishly, realizing they've shouted outloud*
*sits back down slowly*

@gnarlyanimal@snouts.online

Taken-out by a viper-sniper.

@ashiinu@snouts.online

A day in the life of another Dairy Dynamo success story.

gremlin butt 

@Soreth Th-thank you...😳​

gremlin butt 

Vy hump Vy hump Vy hump
Vy's furry gremlin rump

Art by @Wicklebutt at Twitter

@6MY YOUR DEDICATION TO YOUR CRAFT IS TO BE COMMENDED.

@Nerts I have, but every time they get corrupted before I can get anything commissioned.

recent aftershave critique, weird genital reference 

...it can best be described as "CASK STRENGTH CIS MALE" and is an unnervingly "dehydrated-piss-golden-yellow" in color; it should probably be diluted ten-fold. I open the cap and two muscled, hairy FISTS OF MANLINESS punch me in the nose. Putting this stuff on is like GETTING MY FACE SLAPPED WITH A MASSIVE SPICY COCK that leaves a STAMP like a GODDAMNED GIANT PORTOBELLO MUSHROOM in it's wake.

God, I'd rather use plain astringent on my face.

huggy hardcore 

DJ:
WHO'S READY FOR SOME MOTHERFRIGGIN' HUGS, HUH?!
Y'ALL OTHERHUGGERS READY FOR SOME REASSURING SNUGS, YEAH?! YOU WANT SOME REASSURANCE AND COMFORT? GET READY TO GET DOWN AND CUDDLE TO THIS!

*909 kick*
*distorted bassline*

*crowd goes wild*

Vyruem boosted

Friendly reminder: In a world where so many people are cruel for the sake of it, the most punk thing you can do is to be kind without expecting anything in return.

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