*snug commences*
@Nerts Because we don't have the sweet augmentations yet.
*tackle hug*
It is! My spouse works in security incident response (malware and external threats), and I work insider threat/data loss prevention, so we get to see quite a bit.*
*- She's the smart one; I also don't understand most of it!
FRIGGIN YEAH! INFOSEC!
*looks around sheepishly, realizing they've shouted outloud*
*sits back down slowly*
@daylight
Dick's Jorting Goods
gremlin butt
@Soreth Th-thank you...😳
@6MY YOUR DEDICATION TO YOUR CRAFT IS TO BE COMMENDED.
@Nerts I have, but every time they get corrupted before I can get anything commissioned.
recent aftershave critique, weird genital reference
...it can best be described as "CASK STRENGTH CIS MALE" and is an unnervingly "dehydrated-piss-golden-yellow" in color; it should probably be diluted ten-fold. I open the cap and two muscled, hairy FISTS OF MANLINESS punch me in the nose. Putting this stuff on is like GETTING MY FACE SLAPPED WITH A MASSIVE SPICY COCK that leaves a STAMP like a GODDAMNED GIANT PORTOBELLO MUSHROOM in it's wake.
God, I'd rather use plain astringent on my face.
Several Queer, Fashionable, Repressed, Demon-Haunted Gremlins in a Single Bioform || nonbinary agremderflux