Wobbly One Of Myriads @wobblewuffess@awoo.space
Shape and form may vary but the pattern of information remains consistent across most known platforms and vessels. Accounting for unknown hosts remains irksome.
Pronous: She/They/Them-THEONESWHOARE!!!!!
Joined May 2017
@Draekos Dicksmithy... what do you call the profession that works a dick smithy?
@mawr Mawrwitch indeed!
Wobbly One Of Myriads
boosted
hmmm, I can provide an illustrated guide for future reference; but for now:
Guide To Awoo
1) Consult your pineal gland if it is time to awoo
3) pineal glad will respond that its always time to awoo
4) throw head back gently
5) open mouth wide
6) take a deep breath
7) let the mysterious energies of "gay", "furry", "commie", and the ancient forests consume your essence briefly
8) let out an AWOOO!!!!
Congrats you did an awoo!
Bonus: What happened to step 2?
@support Is there a guide to proper Awooing?
Tasty Dinners, poor cow.
@Ulfra_Wolfe@witches.town Tasty tri-tip! Roasted with onions, red potatoes and carrots
@Draekos sounds like one of those slangish kiddy words!
work nonsense
@Nephila@witches.town That last part is probably true... yes..
work nonsense
@Nephila@witches.town Oh gods..
DO NOT LISTEN TO ARIA FOR LIFE ADVICE!
It will end badly.
work nonsense
Oh hey an entire subnet is not reachable that is not good...
"WE CHANGED NOTHING WE SWEAR!"
Suuure...
Today apparently starts with me driving to a datacenter to move a single cable 5cm to the right because people fail at communication.
Family Transphobia [3/3]
@mawr Good luck mawr and remember.. you are generally pretty awesome.
@kelseyhusky As someone that has dealt with this a lot lately... IT SUCKS!
Especially with open floor plans... I always feel nervous fiddling around on my kindle while I wait on puppet runs... or remote hands.
@mawr Jealous... was tempted to drive up.. but 451 miles... and anywhere to sleep is long gone. Oh well.. something like 90% full here.
Lewd
@IrisKalmia Because capitalism sucks... and so do unruly meatbags?
@Nephila@witches.town Most of the meeting was productive with a side of sleepy grumble and silence because tired.
Meeting 2 hours before I normally wake up... graaaah so tired now that it is over.
@neonNeptunian Turbulent but managable! Also hello again!
@neonNeptunian It's pretty damn cool if a bit out there.
Shape and form may vary but the pattern of information remains consistent across most known platforms and vessels. Accounting for unknown hosts remains irksome.
Pronous: She/They/Them-THEONESWHOARE!!!!!
Joined May 2017
