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Lol...

Coworker in MI office. "Man I'd totally fly out to HQ, there is a convention I'd love to go to this weekend."

In my head: "Isn't FC this weekend?"

That feeling when you know you've forgotten something important, so you: 

@mawr Since you are normally a plush, I'm sure we can all forgive your confusion over bio-issues...

Fuck this hosting provider.7 hours no response on a high priority ticket. all thier NOC. He tells me he is locked out of all their ticketing stuff and to call help desk. Help desk refers to automated message to make a portal ticket. Had to use the emergency option.
Which gets me a real person who transfers me back to the NOC person with no access I originally spoke to.... so he could write everything down on paper to go move two critical servers and my maintenance window ended 10 minutes ago

Just remember... HAPPY DRAGON WIGGLES ARE IMPORTANT!

Asexual Polyamory Complications [3/3] 

@mawr I have thoughts about this but I'm in a meeting and kind of scattered focus right now I will try to remember to follow up later <3

So much oww and pins and needles, body why do you hate me today?

Stupid winter storm dragons get to have all the fun meanwhile all I get is a lil storm front that can't even make it over the Santa Cruz mountains.

Not fair at all.... and I'm tiiiiired.

@xurnami Huufff! Sooooo not the reason for that... but I could not resist a storm dragoness and cloud operations joke :X

@mawr @mawr Yeeees :D this is also 100% accurate depiction of storm dragoness current state.. so tired... meeting in 20 minutes... ;-;

Venting work stress [2/2] 

@mawr That sounds like a super shitty turn of events.

Developer to pseudo-manager is not ideal either =/

You know where to find me if you need to rawr some.

Venting work stress [1/2] 

@mawr

:(

That sucks a lot

WTF Recruiters 

Yesterday "Hi do you have time to talk about a Systems Engineer position at blahblahblah the leading startup in blahblah."

Me: Sure

Today 1 hour before phone call "Here is all the stuff for the position, it's an Enterprise Sales Engineer position, here are all the requirements including 5 years previous experience in Sales Engineering ideally for cloud products."

What I want to say.. "Hey... Sales is not Systems and did you even fucking read my resume after contacting me?!"

WTF 2018 

Major Intel x86 bug.... trump nuclear crisis and Oregon losing it's mind over pumping gas..

Hello 2018, the first day of you has almost slipped away.
Maybe this is tad late so I'll keep it short, sadly not simple:

Goals for 2018:

Stop living like I don't know where I will be in a decade.
I guess this starts by figuring out goals before I can plan how to meet them..

That's hard... I guess I'll have to figure something out.

Hey.. Awooo... it's a full moon... and new years eve..

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