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@mawr It's true! Person that accidentally killed it has also offered "reasonable recompense" but I think I'll probably pass.

@mawr on the upside, getting over there and fixing it quickly has senior ops calling and the VIP of Ops calling me a hero... cause support only lost access to customer stuff for 45 minutes.

So.. yay.. I guess... I mean I was oncall this week and onshift when it happened... even if I was not.. it would have been fixing it any way :shrug_v2:​

annnnnd someone killed sshd on the server that provides all support tunnels to our products.. oh and it's an old piece of shit with no ipmi and no info on the pdu... and in Santa Clara datacenter where we have no remote hands... guess where I'm going (And I only been home from there for an hour!)

NSFW| Why wasn't this a story I was told growing up? 

furaffinity.net/view/26149216/

I mean who doesn't want to be an awesome dragon matriarch... okay maybe that is just me.

Terrible Human... 

So uh... full-time dragon on main...not sure how that happened but it did.

Sorry...Not sorry!

Work, brogrammers and consent 

@mawr And kobolds to do all the installs and wiring... because like they are small and dexterous, perfect datacenter techs!

Work, brogrammers and consent 

@mawr Obviously the solution is to make our own awesome hosting/colo company with dragons and stuff!

Work, brogrammers and consent 

@mawr Any time I hear about your hosting provider it is a nightmare :(

Granted at least one of mine is just about as bad.

@KinkyKobolds I mean... getting hit with raging kobod sounds terrifying... probably a pretty effective ranged weapon.

@KinkyKobolds dragons are not kobolds but some kobolds might be dragons.

Obviously it can be hard to tell the difference... for terrified villagers..

Balloon TF 

@KinkyKobolds Ask a dragon for a tow! Or some helpful gusts of wind...

@daggertooth@monsterpit.net dragons are not kobolds but some kobolds could be dragons.

RT @coffeeshopjihad@twitter.com
No idea who this little girl is, but she wins today. #WomensMarchDC

Blah, dealing with stolen meds took up all of my day. :(

@mawr Yeaaaah.... not really happy about all this right now.

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