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@mawr working on part of that, only found out because Aurora bumped into the mail delivery person and they refused to deliver our mail because the locks were all shattered.
Frustrated because I've been picking up in person... but Kaiser Homestead has never had enough and never filled the full 100 days worth (instead giving me 30 at a time and charging me the same amount and using my refills)

First time I mail order it in months and it gets stolen probably by someone that knew it was delivered

SOME FUCKER BROKE INTO OUR ENTIRE COMPLEX'S MAILBOXES AND STOLE MY PROVIGIL.

Xx I'm out

Facial Recognition Cameo 

Damn... Shadowrun was on point!
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Real-Life Dystopia Feels (destroy capitalism) 

@mawr I guess that makes a lot more sense now... everybody that owns clothes needs some.

Real-Life Dystopia Feels (destroy capitalism) 

@mawr WTF... how... why? I... don't understand this at all...

Get To Know Me? 

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This is neat but then I start thinking about a lot of the questions and find I really don't like or have answers to some of them.... I'm not sure that is a good thing.

Those thoughts about wanting to be an elegant draconic courtesan are surfacing again. Draped in silks and fine chains, on display.

Mmnnfh.

NO REALLY I NEED A PA KOBOLD. a kobold to follow me around with a notebook and pencil and when I say "oh and I need to do X, remind me when Y conditions are met" they'd write it down and then ACTUALLY REMIND ME AND I WOULD REMEMBER TO DO THE THING.

also I would dearly love a scaly little dragonkin friend to chew on and worship me and clean the litterboxes and take out the trash and be polished/groomed like a big reptilian kitty in the evenings.

The ✨plush✨ agenda 

@mawr Could even do like water proof material on the outside of the wings and like soft fleece on the inside!

The ✨plush✨ agenda 

@mawr Would a mawr plush cloak be a mawr plush with extra huge wings? Cause that would be awesome...

So tired.... don't wanna go to early morning all hands, would rather day dream about space dragons.

Home Improvement/Remodeling 

@mawr Oh wow that is awesome

So apparently it's appreciate a dragon day....

Well get to it, I'm a dragon! I need appreciating!

I can't believe I just said that..

@kelseyhusky Install install the "Capitalist Primate Infiltration Package" and you should be fine!

On a serious note, good luck and I hope the new position suits you!

If you hire people to re-tile a roof at 8am on a Sunday morning, you are in fact an inconsiderate asshole

DO NOT DENY STELLAR DRAGONS SNACKS! IT IS ONLY A LITTLE PLASMA AND YOUR STAR COULD DO WITH SOME SLIMMING DOWN!

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