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On the upside... $3/lb is hard to beat for tri-tip... I might have bought 13lbs of it and plan on freezing the second pair of cuts..

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Hnggg... I'm fairly certain that the butcher at safeway saw how fatty those cuts of tri-tip were and went "Aww hella naw... we'll just sell them untrimmed at a discount and call it our memorial day sale" I just trimmed around 2.3lbs of fat off a pair of them @.@ my hands hurt

gripes, daily, maybe I should get a real alarm clock.. 

Bleh... my whole day feels off because my phone decided it was update time while I was sleeping... and I woke up 45 minutes late... 15 minutes after my daily standup...

Wobblura is in the shop... various home relationship things are mess because of someone having relationship issues with their other partner and I can't help them... shit just sucks today.. and having a 4 day weekend didn't seem to help.

re: Drug refs, cult bashing 

@kelseyhusky @Kyresti and damnit it’s 2019 in Seattle and a “Foundation for Better Life” ain’t even insect spirits, I FEEL CHEATED!

Holy fuck.. updated my Linkedin with new position and akdjfdjfdjfd so much recruiter spam. Now if only SRE things didn't mean pick your flavor of horrible mega-corp dick to suck.

Gonna start a go-fund-me to buy a billboard on Lake City Way so I can put "Trans Rights are Human Rights" in front of everyone commuting south to Seattle every day for a month

Pride 

So, I was given a 200$ budget to get some new clothes, cause i've been working on shedding some operational mass.

I spend 100 on actual clothes. And then I decided to get brave and a little wild.

re: Exercising (-) 

@Oneironott 100% with you there... I miss swimming :(

bleeeeeeh..... my phone crashed while I as asleep... and so I overslept by like 2.5 hours :(

Work Rant 

"Hey guys... can we like avoid repeating the clusterfuck that is our elventeen billion.. AWS accounts when we start moving over to Azure by having like sensible, enforceable, already in place multi-tenant plan before everyone starts moving things over? Look we can even set up things with Azure Policy to avoid cost over runs and dumb things from happening.."

"NOPE SORRY ALREADY HAVE LIKE 10 DEV ACCOUNTS PAID FOR WITH CORP CREDIT CARDS OR PERSONAL CARDS THEN EXPENSED AND SOME RANDOM ASS DEV IS THE ROOT POLICY MANAGER BECAUSE WE ALL PIGGY BACKED OUR PROD STUFF ON HIS ACCOUNT! FUCK YEAH! PLUS LIKE THAT WOULD TAKE SOME C-LEVEL PERSON DOING MORE THAN SAYING 'HEY GUYS WE AZURE SHOP NOW FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET THERE LIKE WHENEVER YOU WANT!!"

Oh and nobody is bothering to put anything into CloudHealth even though it is requirement... and IT hasn't even set up CloudHealth integration yet... because they own it... well.. it is busted as fuck!

Oh.. oh and you are the first ops team to ask for access and we have like no account creation policy in place or anything how people are supposed to request access.. so it has been bounced around a week and my team still has no accounts...
But hey... we have to have one of the services we support spun up and running in Azure by the end of June to meet our enterprise contract reqs with M$ :D :D :D

I'm sure this will go great and totally not turn into a huge cost overrun clusterfuck.

re: Freshly hatched trans report 

@kelseyhusky Shit is hard... and I've been on HRT for almost 7 years.....

I'm still terrified of coming out at work.. for reasons. :(

So apparently I'm Terraforming all the things...

because they used CloudFormation before and now we are being forced to support services in Azure and various engineering teams would like to shift things to Terraform because we can use it for containerized things in both public clouds..

Look.. this feels wrong, since we do Storm Dragons do Terraforming?! I guess Hurricanes or Cyclones could count...

@mawr But.. but.. indigo... okay... I guess that is much more... badly described!

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