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re: Destiny 2, monstrous features 

@Oneironott Riven is great... too bad enemies are often super stingy with the Riven snacks..

I wrote a song today because I was feeling bad 

It helped me feel better, and let me make progress on a poem I started a long time ago. This is not finished but I wanted to share it anyway. ♥️

"Are there any monsters under my bed?" she asked.
"No monsters/None," came the replies.
"Then what are you?"
"Eaters/We eat."
"Eat what?"
"Toes/Feet/Anything sticking out"
"I still have all my toes."
"Well/We wouldn't/Not monsters."
"So what do you eat?"
"... socks."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Ugh... today dragons failed at teching... a lot.. I'mma go back working my AKS terraform PoC...

because I went to install a new edgerouter-X and had a bunch of issues.. none of my laptops have ethernet ports and I couldn't find my usb to ethernet adapter... so I decided to use the media PC...

Which is when I discovered our aging Onkyo receiver (RC160) has finally fallen victim to HDMI control board overheat death problem that apparently plagued them... after a decade of service..

Wierdness, Hot Tired.. Lewd??? 

Hot... tired... don't wanna work tomorrow... still 99*F outside...

damn... pulling on soaked in water long sleeve heat gear made some lewd sounds sliding on my skin... @.@;;;;

@IrisKalmia I haven't ordered from them. I mostly used revzilla and motorcyclegear.com (because what is wrong with last year's style?)

@IrisKalmia Literally had the same problem the last time I had to replace my riding pants. Same size was too big, next size down was too tight in the ass... granted I guess that is what a couple of years of HRT will do but they were also cut differently if set side by side.

If I was a supervillain, I would want to be a pirate. In space. Not the Metroid kind of Space Pirate, just a space pirate. Probably not an admiral, more likely an officer/mad scientist/giant toothy firebreathing lizard monster with sharp talons.

I would pay someone to draw an interpretation of this

Fights caused by miscommunications are the fucking worst.

I think my boss is onto me.

He just told me to stop eating plutonium...

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