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SOME FUCKER BROKE INTO OUR ENTIRE COMPLEX'S MAILBOXES AND STOLE MY PROVIGIL.

Xx I'm out

Facial Recognition Cameo 

Damn... Shadowrun was on point!
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Real-Life Dystopia Feels (destroy capitalism) 

@mawr I guess that makes a lot more sense now... everybody that owns clothes needs some.

Real-Life Dystopia Feels (destroy capitalism) 

@mawr WTF... how... why? I... don't understand this at all...

Get To Know Me? 

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This is neat but then I start thinking about a lot of the questions and find I really don't like or have answers to some of them.... I'm not sure that is a good thing.

Those thoughts about wanting to be an elegant draconic courtesan are surfacing again. Draped in silks and fine chains, on display.

Mmnnfh.

NO REALLY I NEED A PA KOBOLD. a kobold to follow me around with a notebook and pencil and when I say "oh and I need to do X, remind me when Y conditions are met" they'd write it down and then ACTUALLY REMIND ME AND I WOULD REMEMBER TO DO THE THING.

also I would dearly love a scaly little dragonkin friend to chew on and worship me and clean the litterboxes and take out the trash and be polished/groomed like a big reptilian kitty in the evenings.

The ✨plush✨ agenda 

@mawr Could even do like water proof material on the outside of the wings and like soft fleece on the inside!

The ✨plush✨ agenda 

@mawr Would a mawr plush cloak be a mawr plush with extra huge wings? Cause that would be awesome...

So tired.... don't wanna go to early morning all hands, would rather day dream about space dragons.

Home Improvement/Remodeling 

@mawr Oh wow that is awesome

So apparently it's appreciate a dragon day....

Well get to it, I'm a dragon! I need appreciating!

I can't believe I just said that..

@kelseyhusky Install install the "Capitalist Primate Infiltration Package" and you should be fine!

On a serious note, good luck and I hope the new position suits you!

If you hire people to re-tile a roof at 8am on a Sunday morning, you are in fact an inconsiderate asshole

DO NOT DENY STELLAR DRAGONS SNACKS! IT IS ONLY A LITTLE PLASMA AND YOUR STAR COULD DO WITH SOME SLIMMING DOWN!

Lol...

Coworker in MI office. "Man I'd totally fly out to HQ, there is a convention I'd love to go to this weekend."

In my head: "Isn't FC this weekend?"

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