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Unfortunately, Earthling friends, it has become necessary to destroy your puny planet. You're not only blocking our view of Mercury, you're just collectively becoming a real big pain in the ass.
There's enough room on the Postcruiser for about two dozen of you. I hope y'all like tall catbabes in shiny boots, living in plastic yurts, and 5-star sushi bars, 'cause you're moving to Deimos and you're liking it, no arguments. Get in the fucking ship. =>__<=
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@JulieSqveakaroo Um... it's a bit fishy. 😼
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@zebratron2084 but earth is where I keep all my stuff!
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Since space is limited, I'll volunteer to be vaporized. I just hope it happens soon, and quickly.
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@Phorm Fine. Vaporized, bottled, and stowed in the glove compartment. I SAID GET IN THE FUCKING SHIP. <3
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You promised destruction goddamnit, and I want to be annihilated. Preferably backward throughout the entire timeline.
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@zebratron2084 I don't know, replace catbabes with jackalbabes and you've got a fairly accurate representation of much of the easternmost quarter or so of the Great Krasmic Desert.
... not that that's a bad thing, of course. 💙
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@Balinares What kind of savages do you think we are?!? D: They're both MANDATORY. It's like military conscription, only fattening. :)
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Question, have you dealt with deimos's doom guy infestation?
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@001zlnv All previous human occupants have already been eaten for your safety. *nod*
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@zebratron2084 "Get in loser, we're blowing up Earth" is probably the most perfect and concise pick up line to ever work.
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What is the booze like?
*hic*