Friendly reminder from your beloved auntie, Uncle Valis!

Moderation is the best thing I've learned from getting older. I have cut down my cannabis intake drastically in the last two months... and I haven't been this stoned on weed this questionable since 2002. @_@

TAKE YOUR TOLERANCE BREAKS REGULARLY, MY BELOVED MEMETIC CHILDREN.

@zebratron2084 I REALLY WISH THE DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBORS WOULD LEARN THIS LESSON

THEY HAVE BEEN SMOKING TWICE A FUCKING DAY EVERY FUCKING DAY SINCE THEY MOVED IN

THE FUMES KEEP GETTING STRONGER AND CHEAPER

THEY WILL BE SMOKING A POUND OF GRASS CLIPPINGS AND OREGANO NEXT WEEK I AM SURE

@green @zebratron2084 Replace their stash with pencil shavings, get them high on math.

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"W H A T D I D Y O U D O T O M E ? ? ?"

"I dosed you with Graham's number. You'll be tripping for quite a while."

@zebratron2084 @green You remember Key-64? This is Key-א. You won't actually come down from it, but you'll eventually learn to control it enough to trick yourself into thinking you have.

@green @zebratron2084 ... is this what you did to me? Is this what I did to me? This has a disturbing feeling of familiarity to it.

@literorrery @green You've been saying that about once a minute since I met you, buni. It's a wonder you've ever gotten anything done.

@zebratron2084 @green I have, no lie, had to offload frames of reference onto sub-gear systems to spin through them supertask-style in order to get ahead of the infinite regression of recursive analysis to ask for things.

It doesn't surprise me that some part of me is still asking this question about once a (subjective) minute.

@zebratron2084 @green @CoronaCoreanici Personal idiom. Self as mechano-alchemical golem, all gears and glowing fluids and runes inscribed on brass and glass and rubber tubes beneath a mostly lifelike simulacrum of an anthropomorphic snowshoe hare.

Spinning off sub-gear system == literally, visualizing a fragment of self -- a cuniculus, if you will -- to handle the task of reaching the last frame of an infinitely recursive process so I could leap to the end.

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