Okay, I'm drunk, stoned, and a little brazen.
Not quite brazen enough for "Ask Me Anything," but...
Okay, how about this:
1) What, in your most blunt opinion, is my character class?
2a-b) What are my primary stat and dump stat?
3) What prestige class will I be if I ever become Epic?
(You need not assume any particular game, world, system, genre, era, canon, species, etc)
@zebratron2084
1. Forensic Archivist.
2. Primary: Int (OBVIOUSLY). dump... I want to say Con, but honestly you seem to be--healthier than you worry. XD possibly Str? I don't have much evidence to judge between the two, really.
3. Reality Architect, specializing in (augh what's the word I'm thinking of) paradigm challenges and recontextualization. :D
@zebratron2084 no wait I take 2.a back: your dump stat is *obviously* San. :P
@zebratron2084 Daoist cleric (True Neutral).
Wisdom, Intelligence, Charisma, Constition, Dexterity, Strength.
http://www.d20srd.org/srd/epic/prestigeClasses/agentRetriever.htm
@zebratron2084 ... after some consideration, make that Wisdom, Intelligence, Charisma, Strength, Constitution, Dexterity.
@zebratron2084
1) Continuity demolitions technician.
2) Stats in disorder: Devourness, Bullshittery, Thinkums, Cosmic Muffintop, Raaaaaar!!, Can-Opener.
3) Continuity-demolitions-technician demolitions technician.
@zebratron2084 Fixer as a main, with a splice of Netrunner, mostly for badass archival searches and anecdotal recon.
Primary stat: Cool
Dump stat: I'm gonna say Reflexes, because your Empathy/Humanity is drained, but I don't think gone.
Prestige class: Oracle of Retro