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Card game idea: "Trash Panda Hospital."
You are the hopsitul amdinistraiter of a treeful of sick raccoons. Hire raccoon docturs, nersis, and speshulisds to scavenge the hyumin city and find shiny objects to treet your payshunts. But try not to catch their dizeezes!
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Ooh, NOW this feels semi-practical.
Note to self: the element of non-determinism comes from a "Dyagnozis" phase. Disease cards are dealt face down and have to be flipped up. Until then, you can see how many diseases a patient has, but not what they are! You can try to treat a patient with an unflipped disease, but that also flips it over... and triggers a Contayjun-check event, because you didn't use proper Prowta Kal!
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Another sample card:
"New Hospital Wing"
Flavor Text: "Will Dr. Prowler please report to... um... really high-up branch?"
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@zebratron2084 sounds very do able! you thinking card only or card/board mix?
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@001zlnv Cards. I don't trust raccoons with boards. *nod*
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@zebratron2084 @001zlnv Include blank cards for when the real ones end up missing or eaten.
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@JulieSqveakaroo @zebratron2084
maybe make the really useful or dangerous cards foil backed shiny to tempt the raccoons. might be panacea might be doom!
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@zebratron2084 followed by Trash Panda Ingrneer, where your eventual goal is building huge raccoon powered mecha.
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@Leucrotta @zebratron2084 LITERALLY SEVENTY-THREE RACCOONS IN A TRENCH COAT
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@green @zebratron2084 all pedaling frantically. Today we are canceling the apocalypse!
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Strategy involves balancing safe, low-hanging fruit (well, low-hanging microbes) with taking out huge, dangerous high-point disease stacks, and beating your opponents to good resources.
Cards include "Plague God" ["BWAAAAAAHAAAAHAAA!"], "Monolith" ["Suddenly it's all so clear! I just keep banging the rocks together!"], and "Mutagen X" ["It was supposed to be a deadly bioweapon, but humans are just so bad at everything..."]