Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

Well, that's certainly a mood.

Even got the date range right and everything.

Quick poll:

What species is this mascot?

(If you've seen the Season 5 premiere of Inside No. 9, you are disqualified from answering.)

Shonen Knife cover of "On Top of the World," followed by Velvet Underground's "Heroin," followed by April March's cover of "Laissez Tomber Les Filles/Chick Habit."

I think I have found my home.

Oh, and they have cake.

A guy called me an imbecile on Twitter. This guy is apparently a noted and respected economist. It was a one-word tweet in reply to me questioning whether a guy who's been on TV with Ron Paul can really be called "non-political."

The same guy is responsible for the diagram below. It is probably deeply profound if you have drunk the financier kool-aid, but I'm still giggling over it. It looks just like the webpage of every frantic webkook who's ever tried to persuade me I'm an idiot for not believing Space Reptiles control the US government.

(I know space reptiles and they've all got better things to do.)

FAT TONYISM?!?

I'm just inordinately amused by the last line.

See? Perfectly accurate. Rezy's exactly 25% inorganic. She is, after all, a quarter plush on her grandfather's side...

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This is a local cat from the Esplanade, just posted to NOLA. I do not know this cat... but the moment I saw her, a new item popped up in my quest journal: "PET A PERFECT CAT (500 XP)."

Yup. I am definitely getting that "maybe I did not live my best life" vibe. Still, pretty though. And I did pull a respectable tour of duty as a rubberjackal—just merely in text.

And there is that night at the Catgirl Goth Rave. That was pretty good. But that's a story for another time, and it's tragically PG-13 at worst. =(^)___(^);=

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🎵​transom cat, transom cat
🎵​fickle neighborhood transom cat
🎵in our window she has sat
🎵too many treats have made her fat
🎵look out, here lurks the transom cat

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Shadow is a cat. She is also a chocolate bun.

Shemp is also a cat.

That is all.

🐯: never fuck with a martian with an english degre​e

This is one of my favorite musicians of all time. I saw him in concert in Boston once, and he spent most of his set telling stories about airplane silverware and playing with a plastic spoon at us. He wrote the official Postvixen anthem, "I Wanna Be An Anglepoise Lamp." I love Robyn like an uncle.

(I was making fun of a hypothetical John Cleese GPS module.)

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*raises paw* Already happened.

You're a fucking dick.

(no further context, it just seems like an asshole move to "recommend" someone's breakup tweet)