Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

I challenge you...

I'm bailing on you motherfuckers the moment I can figure out how to get into the Audubon Zoo after hours. =(>)______(<)=

suuugggaaarrrfffooottt

maybe even sugarfootandahalf

i just like em is all

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From 48 Hrs's wiki. Truth in advertising: it was indeed pretty Gross. Everything in the whole film involving women was just Gross.

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This is all pretty much accurate.

If anybody knows of a Roto-Rooter in southern Louisiana that does raccoon sinuses, I would be very grateful if you would bring them to my attention. Gifted amateurs also welcome.

factor in the reincarnation cycle and i think this is where furries come from

i'm here straight from dumpster heaven how ya doin

even if he doesn't exist i love this freaking kid

OK, this is driving me crazy. What the fuck game/software is this kid referring to when they say "SE?"

Expand your acronyms, people. :p

loooooooooongcat

Someone on Reddit--sadly, I've lost their name--drew a zoomorphic version of Judah Mannowdog from Bojack and I just want to say that I would fight and die for this absolutely perfect kittyman.

ok this got me out of my snit

apparently my niece and her bf have started taking in lions 😻​

Sugarfoot is mystified by why she can't come in, Mom can't come out, and for that matter, why Mom has that bizarre alien artifact around her neck. You can practically hear "Space Oddity*" playing in the background of this image.

*NO CAT PUNS PLZ. You know damn well you were gonna post "Space Meowddity" or something.

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"Oh it must be terrible for you living in a red state, how do you deal with all the rampant homophobia?"

(This is our regular barista. He's... he's so gay, there's no other way to put it.)

she snüz

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Me: Judah Mannowdog from Bojack. Arguably one of the few truly innocent characters in Bojack--and I think it'd just be cruel to put Hollyhock in this gross body.

This is what inspired the whole question. Dammit, I'm exhausted with being me. I just want to be nice. Kind, sincere, organized, effective. The person I set out to be but left by the wayside about 25 years ago.

I could also do Ralph Stilton. I'd say Vincent, too, but there just isn't room in here.

If this gets any worse, I might even have to stop tigering altogether for a while. But I'd not sure I even know how.