Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

BOOMERS: make dehumanizing overgeneralizations about diverse groups of people that ultimately inhibit empathy and social progress and only hurt good people in the target group who don't fit the stereotype

MILLENNIALS: make dehumanizing overgeneralizations about diverse groups of people that ultimately inhibit empathy and social progress and only hurt good people in the target group who don't fit the stereotype

ZOOMERS: make dehumanizing overgeneralizations about diverse groups of people that ultimately inhibit empathy and social progress and only hurt good people in the target group who don't fit the stereotype

GEN XERS: are instead clean and upright people blessed with good looks, incisive intellects, an unswerving innate sense of morality, and just an all around richer personhood, because you can totally predict this sort of thing from a fucking two-digit number

I challenge you...

I'm bailing on you motherfuckers the moment I can figure out how to get into the Audubon Zoo after hours. =(>)______(<)=

suuugggaaarrrfffooottt

maybe even sugarfootandahalf

i just like em is all

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From 48 Hrs's wiki. Truth in advertising: it was indeed pretty Gross. Everything in the whole film involving women was just Gross.

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This is all pretty much accurate.

If anybody knows of a Roto-Rooter in southern Louisiana that does raccoon sinuses, I would be very grateful if you would bring them to my attention. Gifted amateurs also welcome.

factor in the reincarnation cycle and i think this is where furries come from

i'm here straight from dumpster heaven how ya doin

even if he doesn't exist i love this freaking kid

OK, this is driving me crazy. What the fuck game/software is this kid referring to when they say "SE?"

Expand your acronyms, people. :p

loooooooooongcat

Someone on Reddit--sadly, I've lost their name--drew a zoomorphic version of Judah Mannowdog from Bojack and I just want to say that I would fight and die for this absolutely perfect kittyman.

ok this got me out of my snit

apparently my niece and her bf have started taking in lions 😻​

Sugarfoot is mystified by why she can't come in, Mom can't come out, and for that matter, why Mom has that bizarre alien artifact around her neck. You can practically hear "Space Oddity*" playing in the background of this image.

*NO CAT PUNS PLZ. You know damn well you were gonna post "Space Meowddity" or something.

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"Oh it must be terrible for you living in a red state, how do you deal with all the rampant homophobia?"

(This is our regular barista. He's... he's so gay, there's no other way to put it.)

she snüz

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