Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

mfw when an alt-right troll tries to shame me for being a "degenerate" furry, but it turns out 100% of his female followers are camgirl bots

big ol flabdassin gropdangin flarfnarblin mood

OK, this is practically gonna be cheating for me, 'cause I still have a copy of the wixxx flag systems I wrote for Puzzlebox and 12Fold. >:D

I promise I won't count "elf loathing" as a kink. (But still. Fuck elves. ;D )

"Huh, I wonder where Sugarfoot went?"

Yeah, I'm calling it. Mike Judge will be the next milkshake duck. Taking all bets.

I'm calling it for him on the Marilyn Manson principle, or if you prefer, the Mel Gibson principle: if the media attaches to a celebrity for being "surprisingly" purehearted, to provide a counterexample against a fallen celebrity and prove there are Still NIce Guys Out There, the chance of that celebrity being the next to fall approaches 100% as the number of fluff articles approach infinity.

Also, I love how "spends all his time hanging out with one of the most famous pro surfers in the world" is somehow supposed to be proof (in the full context of the attached comment, which is of course part of a conversation about Joss) that not only is he not a Rich Hollywood Type, but he has good character and would never, ever turn out to be one of those evil abusive guys.

(I mean, Mike could be a swell guy for real. There have to be SOME out there. Like, if Harvey Guillén ever turns out to be an abusive prick, I might have to be put on watch for a while. o_o;; But surfing instead of going to parties? THAT'S NOT EVIDENCE.)

...

Goddamn it, Artie.

I think she's OK up there. She and Sugarfoot have both been up there before, and when I went to grab the stepladder and rescue them, they each greeted me right on the ground 30 seconds later. So I think she's OK, I think I spotted the tree she gets up and down there with, but...

Dammit Artie!

I'm just gonna go ahead to the cafe and check on her when I get back. If she really is stuck up there, another half-hour won't hurt her and might teach her a lesson...

sometimes you just need one of these now and then

listen i'm not saying these shenanigans are going to help one bit

i'm not even saying i think it was that clever

i'm just saying that it was really really fun to post

i had a good time and that's what's important

yeah

yeah i think our little boys are gonna be just fine at their new place 😻​

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Yes, dear, that's because Twitter leftists have the approximate attention span of an infant, the emotional stability of Blanche DuBois, and the approximate ability of Roast Beef Kazenzakis to recognize hope when they see it.

So fucking tired of this.

We just got this from Liv and Snowy's new Human Friend. Yeah, I think they're gonna be just fine. :D

ME: "Dawn, the world is really fucked up right now. How the hell do I persist through this?"

DAWN: "Go placidly amid the noise and waste, and remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.…"

1 QUERENT: Tower
2 CONDITION: 5 of Pentacles
3 PAST: 9 of Cups
4 PRESENT: Lovers
5 FUTURE: Maya
6 WORLD: Ace of Pentacles
7 SELF: 4 of Cups
8 OTHERS: 6 of Cups
9 FEELS: Chevalier of Swords
10 THEME: King of Cups
10 THEME:

"...like one of your french girls"

god i miss my babies

i hope they're at least warm and comfy out there

(i have the utmost trust for the woman who runs this cat charity, so i suspect they're being cared for as well as possible under the circumstances, and at least they're cooped up near each other at the Snippery and can probably smell each other...)

AS PER THE PROPHECY

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this is the placeholder entry, about myself, in the document i just worked up to track my underlings' progress at work

i might also be losing my shit there just a little bit too

i'm very biased but i can't not think of louise belcher when i see this pic

that wary little cockeyed expression like she's very very skeptical

i can almost see her in the bunny-ear hat