Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

what can i say

i just couldn't handle life on the outside

i need the peace and focus that twitter jail gives me, specifically the peace and focus of not having to read twitter for a while

have otr

OK, yeah. It stared me right in the face and bared its grossdorable orange buck teeth at me.

My oldjerksona has gotta be a nutria. Just imagine this grumpy little shit (Fig. 1) as an anthro with grey hair, granny glasses, and a highly musty brown leather jacket (Fig. 2).

And then GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY WAY, KID, I'M IN LINE HERE.

Who is this woman?

Both right and wrong answers will be accepted, but I'll be REALLY impressed by a right one.

For anyone who follows Anthracite's account, saw Shemp was AWOL for 2-3 days, and was worried...

I've got His Royal Highness right here next to me getting massive scritch and a little jingly-man time.

As you can see, he is alive and well except for apparently having a shoelace up his nose.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

i fear NOTHING :D

you're in my serengeti now motherfucker

zebra don't play games

I.

REGRET.

ABSOLUTELY.

GODDAMN.

NOTHING.

but then angel was already style goals

(fun fact: my very first female RP character was based on Chrissie Hynde of the Pretenders; not quite Debbie Harry but surely in the same pantheon)

hey, just in case you were wondering, i checked for everybody:

the scene in rock and rule where mok drugs and possibly hypnotizes angel and plays her like an organ in front of thousands of people, glowing control collar and all?

still exceptionally hot.

this got no traction on birdsite but maybe you lot will appreciate it <3

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good thing you dumb fucking earthlings don't have coaxial biscuit technology, you'd probably just break it anyhow

*sigh*

(found this on a reddit thread about bootleg reddy kilowatt art. they were absolutely convinced the one where he has a switchblade was [a] authentic [b] targeted at kids because the 70s were just that dark y'all)

oh look it's my old living situation

Here's a pic of the four scraggles, circa last December, and a comparison pic of Shemp in his current catamountain form... Sometimes I wonder if he didn't just kinda absorb his brothers when we weren't looking... :O

Artie's belly is either not a trap, or it's such a cunning and devious trap that I have not even begun to see myself walk into it. I think it may be the Long Con.

Artie is visiting!

Huh. Apparently there's a concept of a "24 o'clock" to "30 o'clock" in Japan, particularly in bar signage and TV scheduling.

Listen, I may be a pedant but I'm no prescriptivist. This is a damn fine conceptual shorthand and makes a lot of sense to me in the context.

ouch, that's a big mood

if you know the show, you know why this is completely agonizing, well done D: