Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

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my life (and death) in a nutshell:

#moodsnapshot #merzforever #dadanever #kurtschwitters
#nnzkrrmüü!

I am SO HORKED OFF that nobody ever said this to @acetone_kitten @anthracite and me when we were all dating.

In general, I'm just full of anxiety and spinning around and flailing today. The insurance stuff is the only remotely scary thing I can think of right now—everything is just existential dread—so I guess I'm gonna do my best to chalk it up to another brain malfunction.

It would just be nice to have a way to force the alarm console to clear, you know? Nobody left me the keys to this damn thing.

On the other hand, Peg's been a paragon of reptilian patience and calm, while I've been running around flailing like Kermit hunting for Crazy Harry. I owe her a whole lot of petting.

(Fig. 1: Crazy Harry. This toot has been captioned for the Muppet-impaired.)

Baron K has not been having the finest week of his life, exactly.

Art by Loupgarou. Angry mouseboi by Peggy and me.

check out purple buddy​

(I have absolutely no idea what's responsible for the stylish palette swap. I had Chaos Bullets and so many other upgrades by that point, the game was magnificently broken...)

Artist's Conception: Rezeya and Anthracite c. 2019

(it's actually a frame from the fascinating ARG/rabbit hole Cat Ghost, as masterfully analyzed by Nick Nocturne here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7Ac32ixV0E )

i feel like tuca & bertie is really calling me out here

#moodsnapshot

QUOTE OF THE FUCKING CENTURY

This was my response to the All Scripture Baptist Church, whose pastor (who is also, terrifyingly, a Tennessee police detective) recently posted a sermon calling for the execution of homosexuals.

Somewhere, 15-year-old liberal Christian me is very proud of 45-year-old me. I had to dig REAL deep to find him, encourage him it was safe to come out, and let him speak.

He wasn't a bad guy at all, really: his extreme qualms about queerfolk being treated like fair game for hatred was one of the things that drove him first towards liberal Christianity, then to outright heresy, then eventually to... um... worshipping an imaginary jackalope lady.

Sorry about that, kid, I guess we didn't turn out QUITE like you'd hoped, but as you can see, I'm still on a good path and still know my Scripture a hell of a lot better than the people you ran screaming from 30 years ago. :)

Cribbed from Reddit for @hummingrain, @troodon, and @anthracite, among others...

Aww, look who turned up as Peg was unpacking! She's no Mr. Flibble, but I'll bet I can still teach her some hex vision!

#WENK
#AuntMitziFriesThemAlive
#WhoWouldClearUpTheMess?
#GameOverBoys
#SpaceCorpsDirective699
#WARKWARKWARKWARK *flap*

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Holy shit. I'd forgotten about this pic. Yeah, that's me. For one brief and literally shining moment, I got to look like that.

Maybe the Bad Old Days were better than I remembered.

Hmm. Typical fucking engineer. Thousands of lines of code, no problem, but can't handle a perfectly simple name like "Scherpenhuizen." One day at my job would break these weak babies. 😼​😽​

#LiberalArtsPride
(read: #TinyPackcheckPride)
#NumeronymsAreCoolThough

No, GMT, tell us how you *really* feel... 😻​😻​😻​

since some of my earthly relations don't seem to be getting it

fig. A