Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

#moodsnapshot #snuffbox
#mattberry #WHISKYYYYYY!

#2019moodsnapshot

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I love this big fluffy cat so much, I want to give it complete arbitrary power over life and death for everybody on earth. Whether you are nice to this kitty will be the sole remaining arbiter of survival or ruination.

Excuse me, I have about 20,000 transphobic pseudo-rationalist Gamergaters to troll. Guess this undermines their whole "trans people are mentally ill" argument just a tad... 😂​

I looked into these guys. These signs are 100% real, as is the church. We are not without allies, and the boundaries are not always as coarsely defined as you may think.

i was a bit proud of this one

presenting my new short-duration personal savior

You know you ain't destined for a long life when you impulse-search "chicken fried steak" in your new neighborhood and get TWENTY results within walking distance...

"AmeRiCa iS ThE wORlD's oNLy TrUE mErIToCrAcY!"

Respectively: today's mood, target mood, optimal mood

#bravestwarriors #holojohn #butterlettuce

== INGSOC DOUBLEPLUS REALNEWS ==

WE HAVE
ALWAYS
BEEN AT
PEACE W/
EASTASIA

(figure A:)

"the internet is going to be such a boon for humanity!"

presenting the complete sum total of my opinion about GoT

most obnoxious entitled goddamn fandom in history... and i lived with everfree staff =>_<=

Maybe I've been hanging out with Anthy for far too long, but I can really only read this as (fully justified, given S01E07) anti-Equestrian propaganda.

"DRAGONS BEWARE: *THIS* IS WHAT THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY WANT TO DO WITH *YOUR* HOARD. STAY VIGILANT. TRUST NO MAMMAL."

Cocktail menu from Twelve Mile Limit, a bar near our house. I like the way these people think.

alien tiger the size of 5 david bowies
three gay future raccoons at once
tacky space age vixen decor
bespoke pre-hasbro space mlp
green uhura cat with a far better union and no kirk

do you detect a pattern here

til i learned led zeppelin's bron-yr-aur stomp was a love song for robert plant's merle collie Strider and it's so pure and perfect imma cry

pretty puppy, too!

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