Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

Here we have the Dragon Lands, where tigers fear to tread. Option and Trina have nonetheless been living comfortably there for quite some time.

THIS "ME PURSE"

ME PURSE ACTUALLY GOT PLACE UPTOWN

ME PURSE JUST SLUM HERE

Lower Shelfsylvania: high-rent tech district, with easy commute to the phone charger. In vague left-right order: Cloud, unnamed Slinky Raccoon, Unnamed Lizard Friend, Kismet, Dellinger, Helix, Poiuyt, Kismet's Tail, Lady MystiQue Marmalad (he/him), BEAR!!!, and Another Lizard Friend

Central Shelfsylvania. Primarily residential. Uh, most of these folks don't have names, so I guess this is kinda our Rust Belt underclass. However, I do see Rubin, Monique, and Princess Rajah in there.

Scenic Upper Shelfsylvania. Primary exports: fluff, dust, rainbows. Anything goes up there.

Pictured: Squid One, Psalmanazar, Yirgacheffe, Lauderdale, Lady Rainicorn,
Subcomandante Arjuna.

Here we have Antler Mother's Shrine, cultural center of Upper Deskylvania.

Living here, from left to right: Robot, Antler Mom, Rastacorn, Amethyst, Arlo, and Feygeld.

A quick political map of Autonomous Plush Republics in our apartment:

First, we have the Couch Amazons, Noelle and N'Kenge.

i'm arthur fear me

i'm so glad my fellow leftists have developed such a skill for reacting to threats in a balanced and measured fashion

with such calm heads and a balanced pragmatic tactical outlook on the future we can surely only triumph

seriously fucking cut this shit out

#DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

dammit this acoustic guitar has a nicer living room than we do

i knew it wouldn't be long

our time has come comrades

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I'm GONNA get a bite of that cereal sooner or later, motherfuckers.

Theme detected.

Now to figure out who adopted Crepe, Aebleskiver, Johnnycake, Jianbing, and IHOP's Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity®

(i think that last one is a showdog name)

I know her mom will recognize this dog immediately as Not Her Corgo but I still did a doubletake at this and wondered if @mawr's Toast was living a double life. :D

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#moodsnapshot #whamcity #codecs #alanresnick

(source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dwLs9juzWw)

doop de doop de doo

I'm fucking sick of seeing lazy-ass dehumanizing hyperbole like "there are no good cops," but... yeah.

Poison Skittles metaphor. It's not our goddamn job to tell the good ones from the bad ones; any number of bad ones whatsoever is too many; the number of bad ones seems to be rising, not falling; and every time someone dies from pulling a bad one, their manufacturers are more concerned about their brand than getting the damn poison out of the factory. >__<

Plus, every so often one comes out of the bag with a swastika on it instead of an "S" and if you're thinking "yeah, but those S ones are usually a really good wholesome snack" instead of "who the fuck is making poison Nazi skittles" there is something wrong with you. >____<