Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

do not taunt me with the smashmouth

you have no idea what kind of arsenal i have

do not make me consider retaliation

every one of these psychic weapons has been field-tested against a Level 49 dragon who is already used to my bullshit

🖼

god... fucking... just god fucking dammit

Seriously. You ever wonder if maybe some of the people complaining about us HAVE A COUPLE OF DECENT FUCKING POINTS?

Don't worry, all they've done is convince me that both sides need to be burnt to the ground, Trump first then this bullshit, and replaced with... anything, really.

"No."

This one is not up for debate. I don't care what anyone else thinks, this is madness.

A rare photo of all seven members of Clan Shadow holding relatively still

(after 2-3 rounds of gentle expulsions, 'cause I gotta work dammit, and there's no trace of storm hazard here rt now)...

Gentlebeings, this is the state I live in now.

Found in the wilds of /r/skeptic. Made me smile, especially at being enough of an insider to know *it's probably true*.

submitted without comment

Today's special guest star: Ms. Kittylump.

#moodsnapshot

FIGHT THE POWER

This is Scraggle aka "Curly Joe." Unlike their brotheruncle* Shemp, they have skipped the identity crisis phase and fully embraced being a cat.

*To the best of our knowledge, these cats are not inbred. Shadow and Sugarfoot just had their litters within a few weeks of each other, and we have no clue which of them is whose mom.

At least the latest batch (not pictured: Peebles/Piebald, Arthur, Penumbra) all look unique. Last time it was three indistinguishable tabbies and my precious vagrant Umbra.

BONUS KITTY UPDATE: We saw Umbra again last week! He was three porches down from his new digs, getting scritches from a neighbor alongside another "community" cat. So yeah, he's doing just fine. Hooray for feline socialism!

today's #moodsnapshot courtesy of the Flaming Carrot

Heh. Angry red plastic raccoon. Does exactly what it says on the tin.

I... I may have crossed some boundaries of civility with Gov. Ivey of Alabama. O:)

I was supposed to be this, in a whole community of people that wanted this.

C'est la guerre.

tuesday city park =(^).(^)=

we were bad and fed 'em

from a polite distance

Holy fuck. This is 9 out of 9 my relationship with my ex-housemate. This is... vindicating.

Every goddamned time I had a concern, it got me into a knockdown, drag out "intellectual" argument that was designed from the start to make her into the final arbiter of reality.

Our final argument even started when I told her she could be stubborn and she intimidated me and she told me that was ridiculous.

I kinda knew it was true, it's just been really hard not to keep blaming myself for everything. I was FAR from blameless in that situation, but... It's just really shocking seeing what I was stuck in, spelled out this clearly.

approx current sanity level

(image courtesy of cricket arrison: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mok11_0nqFM -- do not expect this link to enlighten you)