Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

My entire life with Peggy in several images, courtesy of the show Schmigadoon...

guess i gotta drag this one out again

This fucker.

I'm looking for the "SLAP USER" button on my keyboard.

Wikipedia ONLY mentions "dihydrogen monoxide" as a parody. It says NOTHING about it being valid. I even went back and checked the version that was current the day they posted. Couldn't have been clearer it was satire. Bet they didn't even look at the actual article first. They just Knew A Fact and linked to the Fact Place.

This may seem trivial to you, friends, but the phenomenon it represents? It's the Root Of All Stupid and it's reason #1 after good old-fashioned greed that we can't have nice things.

Came across this screenshot and it couldn't define my current mood about the world any better.

Yeah, um. I'm the one on the left, in case there was ever any doubt.

i am a godling <3

this is the closest i will ever come to knowing godhood

Did I mention Worldle ain't shit? *grooms massive forepaw*

https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/

ladies. gentlemen. enbies.

I might have gone a TAD too far with this one but it makes me laugh and I really need that today.

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welp, whatever else i can say about this week, my relationship with shadow has not been harmed *sigh*

apologies for the stringy hair, it's been a low-energy day

oh my god julia

she's even voiced by one of my favorite voice actresses, maria bamford

maria's been super nice to me on twitter a couple of times and is just a great, humble, brilliant woman who's had some REAL ROUGH TIMES due to psych illness (BAD bipolar, like "getting imaginary instructions from the pope" bipolar) and has been a real inspiration in how she's bounced back

haha, i should have recognized her after her very first vocal fry as Psycho Julia XD

naturally the hypnohub.net dregs are just fetishizing her one mind-control scene

but i'm just plain rooting for her

my Mad Raccoon kirsch is thinking of sending her an only-mildly-poisoned cookie bouquet, an only mildly booby-trapped complimentary toaster, and a month's supply of tinfoil as a welcome gift <3 <3 <3

just say what you're really thinking you adorable balls of cognitive bias

i honestly am genuinely hoping to at LEAST land in twitter jail for this one (Fig. A), possibly even the death penalty <3

i'm like marshie -- as long as there are VPNs and protonmail, you can't destroy me (Fig. B)

Artie says:

"squirble"

I see the GOP is vetting their candidates again. Apparently, coaster-nibbling has been a major problem with Taylor-Greene and Boebert. 😏​

#TopConservativeMinds

If you want to visualize Brill, BTW, get one of those teleporter pods from The Fly and merge Figure A with Figures B through D.

That is basically the Weird Science equivalent of the Final Girl Magic that produced Brill...

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Hey.

Um.

I just wanted to do one good deed this year.

So I'm awarding my victory in the 2022 Little Drummer Boy Challenge to @Soreth. I will be listening to David Bowie's version now, as a symbolic gesture of transfer.

Merry Christmas, Ms. Dragon. <3

"i want you to find the son of a bitch who ran this beautiful, soft young man through the douchifier and bring me his head"