Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@troodon You'd make a good MLP griffin personality-wise, honestly, and I *do* mean that as a compliment. You've got kind of a Gilda-only-not-an-asshole streak. XD <3

Hmm: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tributyltin#Invertebrates

I wonder if we can scam the redpillers into eating hilarious quantities of tuna if we spread this factoid hard enough, same way we frightened them off of tofu...

@troodon Are you SURE you're not a felid? 😻​

(I think raptors are pretty much honorary felids anyhow. I'll talk to the Martian-Lunar Joint Council about making it official.)

"It's a Nova Scotia thing. Equal parts tuna and whiskey, blended smooth. They call it a Skipjack."

@troodon I like your notion of household storage. =^_____^=

o/` Owner of a dragon tart is much better than the...
owner of a dragon fart
o/` Owner of a tiger slut is much better than the... owner of a tiger butt

#clearlymybrainisoutofideasfortoday

Ooh, even better. I'm on the phase of work where I'm just taking notes for my own personal reference... so I can be as mean about the new babies as I want.

"Frickin' kids... Gonna SELL 'em."</linda_belcher>

Bitey... and lovin it!

But I guess I should rein it in and pull out my Cheerilee fursuit for dealing with my coworkers. Gotta evaluate newbs today, my poor vulnerable babies. Only kitten-scruff nips for them, as I labor to arrange them in the proper baskets and try to get them to hold still.

Hat trick.

*flashes an absolutely grim smile and cuts another notch on her belt*

The hunt. It's good this morning.

Took down a right-wing bully on Reddit, who was arguing against "leftist idiot" healthcare policy by citing a study he didn't really understand, and I think there is truly no finer way to start the day. The flavor of Hayek-cultist blood is sweet on my tongue.

@Sig Sadly, I'm probably facing my swan song as a stoner in a few months myself -- we're moving from Seattle Stoner Paradise to New Orleans, where it's still illegal... Enjoying it while I can, would send you a quarter pound if I could. :D <3

@JulieSqveakaroo @troodon I'm mostly taking the piss -- I am formally obliged to hate Huey Lewis after reading American Psycho, but I do find myself humming selections off of Sports now and then, so who ya gonna believe-- me, or my brain?

@JulieSqveakaroo Cis people, apparently. I LIKE cis people-- and I don't like making liars of all the people who have reassured cis people that "cis" is not a slur.

I love transfolk but we/they/whatever can be real prima donna buttheads sometimes. -_-

@mona@cybre.space Oh man, that is some fraught stuff right now, but as a good postmodernist scum I lean *heavily* towards Kara's side here...

@mona@cybre.space Total sympathies there. Hit me up for some collegiate stories, I used to take so much pleasure in tweaking our resident Orthodox Gardnerian...

I've had some fraught and complicated relationships with lapines in the past year, but I am absolutely cheering for this little guy.

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@troodon but i am like a linguistic shark-- if i cease to edit, i sink to the bottom and die ;D

@tastymochafox I was actually procrastinating on watching S2 because the premise sounded like such a rehash of S1. I'm REALLY glad I got past that, because S2 might actually be even better than S1. This is easily the single best portrayal of adolescence I've ever seen on TV. (All my generation had was, like, goddamn Ferris Bueller and Teen Wolf. ;p )

@troodon sry n.n;