Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

Oh, Christ, no. Avenatti might be pondering a 2020 presidential bid.

At least this gives the left a chance to soothe my fears that when we got our own overambitious sociopath running for office, we might just back him.

It would do me a world of good to see us collectively shrug off the sort of self-serving cognitive dissonance that would let that happen.

He's being a real useful 900-pound-gorilla, but I wouldn't even trust him with my Samsonite luggage, let alone public office.

@JulieSqveakaroo Nah, I just wanted a good biting from Peggy. =^____^=

@hummingrain When I am Empress of Terra (I got big plans), just for you, I will consign these staples to Object Prison, alongside Venetian blinds, caster wheels, plastic zippers, paper-feeding mechanisms, oversized power adapters, cheap can openers, non-mechanical pencil sharpeners, and (possibly due to a filing error) Robin Thicke.

(i got exactly what i wanted out of this interaction ^___^ )

you're a stupid buttface with a stupid dragon butt that looks like your stupid dragon face cause it's some kind of dragon facehead butt stupid dragon butthead

(I promise this one isn't about anybody you know.)

#CallinForAMaulin 😺​

@Austin_Dern Simple. That's his outhouse.

Did you SERIOUSLY expect a strip as retrograde as Ziggy to have indoor plumbing?!

God damn it, did Noa fall into ANOTHER industrial machine?

Oh, well. Fish out some of those pony seeds on top. He'll be fine.

(she's kinda cute, too: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/28980063/ )

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@mawr He's a charmer!

Winston Smith, "Carnage" (2009)

"In the words of that immortal <s>colonialist asshole</s> paragon of freedom, Winston Churchill, 'We sleep safely at night because rough men stand ready to visit violence on those who would harm us.' And in summary, officer, that's why I was morally obliged to eat the distinguished senator from South Carolina."

#ShereKhanWasRight
#SeasonYourLeadersThoroughly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxlgPxWTyoc

Also, relatedly: I miss my dad. :(

@chimerror (Of course, all "slightly less virulent" really boils down to is "a somewhat smaller number of people is really hardcore suffering"... and obviously that ain't good enough. :( I don't want to diminish the all-around awfulness of this nor the legitimacy of good folks being worried about this. <3 )

@chimerror Based on my own attempts to grapple with this stuff-- and yeah, it's been rough *hug*-- here's what I'd recommend: read history and lots of it. I've been reading up on some of the (other?) authoritarian leaders in history, and while King Stubby Orange's resemblance to them is indeed terrifying... his resemblance to their competence and efficacy isn't. :) I've come to see authoritarianism as a disease that comes in cycles, and we just gotta defeat another bout...

Just... just goddammit, Reddit.

https://www.reddit.com/r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG/comments/9myxra/freddie_mercury_chocolate_cake/e7ie0vt/

@mawr @Kyresti @Aradia Jebena's fantastic! I hope the owner's still doing well...

@anthracite Official SPL site says you have until 8 pm!

love,
your research meow

@neonNeptunian Why thank you, friend Neptunian! Today has been a non-stop buffet of slow, pugnacious, juicy Terrans, thank you for asking! =^___^=

@Leucrotta Well, to be fair, they are kinda loaded with mercury these days. Otherwise, no, not really. I just want to scam the alt-right into eating ludicrous amount of tuna because they think it'll help "masculinize" them, same way they're afraid soy will "feminize" them. Not because there's any particular harm in feeding them lots of tuna, but because I just find it really funny to manipulate their behavior. :D