Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@kelseyhusky We dig giant huskies.

Mawrs dig giant huskies.

Et cetera. ❤️​

OTOH, I have four quarts of posole that is almost too hot for *me* to eat, and a distinct masochistic streak, so I got that going for me which is nice.

Also, dragon. Dragon is stressed and a little distant while she deals with dragon.style issues, but she's still a dragon and even a preoccupied dragon is very gratifying to pet.

And I started looking at NOLA neighborhoods last night. Bywater looks nice and we can actually afford it. All new set, all new series, all new cast. *shrug*

Weird, melancholy morning. Just floating here among flotsam from the past, feeling adrift, just trying to fend off entropy instead of actually going anywhere.

Got a little bit of Parallax written last night. It was The Sad Part, so I don't know, maybe I triggered my own separation anxieties in the process.

Maybe it'll all work out in the long run. Some depressive part of me says I'm probably better off with fans than friends anyway, 'cause there's far less opportunity to hurt 'em.

⚠️​​☕​➡️​🐯​

@mawr @missbird I see they are both masters of the ancient Corgi martial art of Licky-Boppy!

@Balinares Oh no! *hug*

@Balinares I kinda want that drawn, now... That's a tempting combination!

@troodon Now I REALLY wish I were an artist so I could draw "Gryffield" sitting on Jon Arbuckle's head, a la Last Chance To See ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T1vfsHYiKY though I suspect you've seen it before...)

Haha, nope, here we go! SQUAWWWWWRRRAAAWWRRRK! *bite*

(Source: http://lizardshuffle.tumblr.com/post/119546495894/iguanamouth-kept-getting-requests-for-gryphons)

@mawr *squints skeptically at your washing instructions*

"Tumble Dry Queer? What the hell does that even mean?!" 🤔​❤️​

Pondering gryphons. I'm about as grumpy as the stereotypical MLP gryphon, so maybe this is the in-road to birbdom I've been looking for?

The cat half should be easy, though in my experience lions are kinda wusses. 😇​😺​❤️​ Bird, I dunno. There's something very ignoble and Not Eagle about me, so the conventional pairing is out.

Maybe a crow/ocelot. Crosselot! Or servow? Crynx? Something small, fiesty, darty, and profoundly likely to steal your lunch right off the picnic table.

CURRENT ESTIMATED DEPRESSION/FOOD EQUIVALENCY RATING:

1.0 kg bacon eaten in 1.0 sittings ± 2 metric cupcakes

http://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/Hungry_Shark

#moodsnapshot
#gonnaeatyourkids

There is a big alien cat
Whose misanthropy's making her fat
Two TERFs and three Keks
And some Trumpian wrecks
In her belly are currently at

(True story! =^___^= )

@LexYeen@snouts.online i love you but that joke is the gaming humor equivalent of a flapping novelty dickey

is there a two drink minimum for this show? :D <3

@hummingrain Just prop it up right in the middle of your living room, with yellow caution tape on both sides, maybe some dramatic lighting. Aggressively insist visitors not open it. If pressed, make vague insinuations about not wanting to "meet them again."

@Ratttz Oh sweet lordy. Hey, @acetone_kitten, should I tell Rattz about Dolores and the "666 matrix" and how I accidentally turned her off of eating honey because it's "not pure"? Or do you want to do it? :D

(TL;DR: A.K. and I used to work with a woman who was EXACTLY the same species as Fluoride Bean Lady. Bitch tried to break us up once because "we were such nice boys & she hated to see us living that lifestyle." >_< )

@troodon Does absent-minded hunger count as detachment? Honestly, I barely even noticed eating him until I spat out the little red ballcap. 🐯​

Some kid posted a meme to Reddit with a (fake, yet!) Bruce Lee quote about the Buddhistic value of logic and emotional detachment.

His username had "kek" in it, and I smelled neckbeard, so I read his comment history, and found some *really* virulent racism.

So I ate him. And I felt like a bad Buddhist for a while... but I've accepted that I'm really just fulfilling the lead role in that "Tiger and the Strawberry" koan.

Hope he enjoyed his strawberry. 🐯​🍓​❤️​

"And that was the thing about it, it's not as if a cousin had promised something and taken it away. It was like nobody could share my so-called dreams, which really meant none of it was happening, and that reach around midnight left her with just about that, nothing. There's not anything particular about it either, and I think the whole thing gets vaguer every second, but I am too and there's nothing wrong with that."

#moodsnapshot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB7iPiFExN4&feature=youtu.be&t=328