Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

The bone-deep Ohioan boredom is starting to set in. It's so bad, I'm almost pondering dusting off an old Tapestries character, if any of them are still unpurged.

No, what am I saying? This is madness. I think I'll just find some nice paint-drying documentaries instead. There'd probably be more action.

@001zlnv I am flattered that you correctly thought me capable of that level of nitpicking. ;D

@001zlnv False. We like having tiger dander on everything. Severe allergies are a great defense against nosey Terrans. 🐯​

Just finished a very entertaining punch-up with a couple of Reddit Trumpies, but it's left me feeling a bit like the guy in this classic sketch...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGex0kLgNok

I don't regret a thing, people seemed to enjoy my takedowns, but... lord do the bullshit-processing centers of my brain hurt.

@Soreth if you'll just pardon me i have to delete several hundred petabytes of video evidence of unrelated events =>_____>;=

@coyohti The usual combination of laziness, poverty, and shyness. =^_____^=

@Soreth LIES AND INFAMY

@Phorm No, but that would be awesome. ^______^

@anthracite "Judges?"

*beat*

"The judges say you're absolutely correct, and please wait backstage, where our crew will baste you with this year's supply of Carolina mustard sauce you just won."

@Aradia No. But she's flattered you would think so. :)

@001zlnv Kinda redundant, since you were already given "cat" as a clue, but... sure, the judges will accept that.

@coyohti Actually, you are closer than you realize. Based on my own real-world neurological issues... it's canon that whatever scientist worked on the first generation of Martian Tigers spat into the petri dish, as a deliberate means of sabotage, to keep them from being used as uber-martial killing beasts by the Terran government.

So most Martians Tigers are, canonically, more than a little ADD. Rez is def flighty but cagey. =^____^;=

She's traditionally a switch, but... well... yeah. *blush*

Fine, let's meme.

Send me your assumptions about my fursona (based on my icon, userinfo, and assorted lore-drops here, I guess, 'cause Rez doesn't have a lot of reference art).

I'll respond with "Yes," "No," "Sort Of," or "RRRRRAWWWWWRRRRR."

@chimerror I'm kind of amazed the furry TF crowd hasn't warmed to this film. :) (Except not, because Greenaway films are glacial as hell. :> )

When your elders lecture
With false-hearted prayers
Take them by their left leg
Throw them right down the stairs

@chimerror Smaller, cuter, more colorful, louder... You know, I'm not seeing a lot of disadvantages to your idea here.

Incidentally, ever heard of a Peter Greenaway film called "The Falls?" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Falls

@anthracite If Noelle somehow, unfathomably, ever did anything to REALLY piss me off... :> Though I'm not sure those things are even thaumaturgically capable of holding a genuine unicorn spirit. :p

Nope, this batch was straight-up pariah dreams. Went to a party, got cut out of every conversation, even got the subject changed every time I was almost about to find out exactly What Really Happened Last Year. Ended up unable to control my frustration and had a big ugly weepy-shouty breakdown in front of everybody.

It's okay. This is probably actually positive. This happens every year when I have my big Ohio weed-tolerance break and catch up on REM sleep. I get crazy vivid dreams and my brainvault spills right open. It's intense but it's really cathartic, and I usually come through it feeling a lot better.

Hugs would still be real good right about now. <3

Do the Germans have a word for "pleasant dream that is technically a nightmare, because it reminds you of a future joy that has been made utterly impossible?"