Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@coyohti Apparently they played it on USA Network's Night Flight in the 1980s, so it was definitely in circulation! I'm actually kind of surprised I didn't see it back then (or somehow don't remember it) 'cause I loved Night Flight, and that's _exactly_ the sort of video I used to watch it for...

4chan is the Anti-Life Equation

"rez, please stereotype your entire TapestriesMUCK career in one image or less." *blush*

also yes i still want to live out the kinky low-bathos version of the above video please

i don't know, honestly, sometimes i wonder if youtube isn't just spawning fake videos based on my personal vague memories of the 80s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLW91ZF96ms

@zx3

*BUTTER SODA IS NOH HUSH A BUSH PUSH LEOPOLD

@mmsword Grueling as hell, but it had that redeeming "offended just the right critics for the right reasons" sound to it, so I had to give it a shot.

And it didn't really feel gratuitous or anything, it's just... real dark. It's maybe 3.5-4 Black Mirrors at once? Multiplied by a particularly dark Tennessee Williams play.

@mmsword Heard of "Mercury Fur?"

Note that I'm not necessarily recommending it. Note that I'm also not necessarily saying it isn't good.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercury_Fur

Hey, @mmsword? I think I found my new maxbid for Ibiza Roulette.

(and no, I didn't end up going to bed :) )

(oops, just noticed that the inline version of the GIF in the Corgi IQ test is completely miscropped -- if you watched that instead of the link and wondered what the hell was going on, that's why. :) )

Dammit @anthracite. :D

Still, I _was_ looking for a new vulpine identity... I guess they're an eco-hippie or something. :p

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@anthracite That's what happens when you don't have a BIG FRIENDLY TIGER AROUND TO REMIND YOU THAT YOUR BODY NEEDS *FOOD*.

i got lickies from an adorable little pupper waiting at the gate, so everyone is basically forgiven for everything, no complaints here :D

(12 oz. later...)

Ah, yes, that's an inestimable improvement over my previous enervated condition! I feel so neurologically nimble, nothing could elude my newfound perspicacity. What an incomparable restorative! I thank you, good baristas! Ad astra per aspera, as they say!

*smiles broadly for 2-3 seconds, topples over like Viccini from the Princess Bride, then lies totally inert until a forklift is dispatched by Alaska Airlines*

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"Earl the Security Guard," the racist asshole who kicked Jermaine Massey out of the Portland Doubletree, got canned. So did the clerk who enabled him. I feel so much less shitty about staying in a Doubletree last night now. :D

https://wgntv.com/2018/12/29/portland-hotel-employees-who-asked-black-guest-to-leave-fired/

you just look at these two good kitties and fucking tell me again how trans-speciesism is a joke 😻😻😻​