Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

current earworm: "ras trent" by andy samberg

i feel very conflicted about this

@mmsword @Leucrotta I mean, I'll sure as fuck be visiting after we leave, though be warned the longer I spend in NOLA, the more particular my tastes will probably become. *shameless fangy gloat*

@mmsword @Leucrotta

I... I should not have checked. I found a Bad Thing.

https://www.radiatorwhiskey.com/beastfeast/

@mmsword @Leucrotta For that matter, not Asian but is Radiator Whiskey still doing their thing? Their "entire roasted pig head" thing?

great toot hit awoo ​

@anthracite Isn't that what you're paying her for, though? #StabbingAndCrying

"Don’t screw with a fat predator. They’re obviously good at what they do." -- /r/hardcoreaww

*rests enormous fluffy paws on her own deergut and beams with pride*

@anthracite *marches Olivia up to you and makes her give you the Big Pleading Kitty Eyes*

@Phorm Don't forget the time he rode a kirin to the moon to defeat Obama's anti-democracy missiles. -_-

It's one of those days where reality feels so damaged, you feel the need to fish a dollar bill out of your wallet and look at it every so often, just to make sure it's still got GW on it instead of a screaming Trump head. >_<

Peggy says we're all out of Ubik, so I guess I'm off to the local Dick's outlet to stock up.

@zx3 As bad as things are, I'm at least settling into a reassured feeling that the grown-ups are coming to outnumber the toddlers. We don't need *everybody* on the front lines right now. Please yes just go take a break and take care of yourself.

And know that you may sleep peace­ably in your bed at night, because enormous red cats from space stand ready to do rhetorical vio­lence on your behalf. :)

(Mostly kidding, I get that it's the anger itself that you're getting tired of... FWIW, I've been trying to cultivate more of an "unimpressed schoolmarm" attitude in my disputes, because yeah, anger is just exhausting... *hug* )

until trump came along instant coffee was mankind's biggest lie

@mmsword Happy birthday! Eat something extravagant and confusing for me!

@001zlnv Tinned sardines in chili sauce over rice, so three mini-fish.

ate 3 fish

more fish tomorrow maybe

Incidentally, we're also back home from our little home repair "vacation." The apartment is more than a little musty, but it's venting nicely and except for a BIG GAPING HOLE in the ceiling we're looking pretty good here.

I'm going to get very very very stoned, I think, and play Slay The Spire until it's time to help Peg take her art over to the biscuit shop* down the street.

*this phrase does not even begin to convey the majesty of Morsel, if you're in seattle you should GO THERE

everybody have a great day out there! 🐯​

i should just move to the uk

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-46846467

no but seriously what if we destroyed all humans

#benderwasright

Well, hello, screaming young drunkard immediately outside while I'm trying to run an errand in my torn-up stinky apartment! Did you know that I made myself a little pact that I wouldn't eat anybody today, specifically because I wanted so very badly to do so, and I sincerely want to be a good kitty today?

You should know, though: tiger pacts come and go like the breeze. You'd best be moving along before that breeze blows, lean and lumbering little human. You would be so easy to catch, and you've clearly been delivered to me pre-marinated.