Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

Fascinating documentary (cough) about a series of scientific experiments exploring the connection between human brain development and high-speed centrifugation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVeHxUVkW4w

Here is your daily reminder that English phonology fucking sucks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=154&v=a6b5f9n7E-0

@hummingrain That was intended more as a declarative than an imperative, but hey, if 21st-c. Terrans wanna start rawring at each other now, that *will* probably smooth a lot of diplomatic relations over when we make First Contact! (You all have about 230 years to work on that accent, no offense...)

RAWR 🐯​

@anthracite "Except for: Boston; Peoria; Gary, IN; and Seattle, WA within 2.3 miles of the Bezos Balls. These cities have no discernible magic."

@Leucrotta

*snorts at French pancake auteurs*
We get it, you crepe!

*snorts at stereotypically effeminate interior designers*
We get it, you drape!

*snorts at the Grand Canyon*
We get it, you gape!

*snorts at Noel Coward*
We get it, you jape!

*snorts at 1980s music producers*
We get it, you tape!

DON'T MAKE ME DO THE REST OF THE PHONEMES, CHILD =>___<=

@zx3 WOULD I!

(Now I'm passingly tempted to see how evil I can make Noa turn in the comic and get away with it, but... I don't have the heart, they're such a good pony...

The bird on the other hand. *mad cackling* >:D )

Lay off the poor beavers, will ya? GEEZ! You're a creep! Go away! We were having a good time until you showed up! OOOOH! Go have some coffee with cream or something, because I'll tell you something! This is a happy place!

Wow. Noa broke _bad._

https://boingboing.net/2019/03/16/crowbar-wielding-unicorn-raids.html

This is the semi-periodic update of my personal "commonplace book." ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commonplace_book )

I offer no guarantees whatsoever that any part of it will be entertaining. It's just a collection of personal notes and trivia. It's offered because it's easy to link to and might be mildly amusing to some-- and because I'd love to see someone else start one and let me browse it someday. 😽​

https://www.evernote.com/l/Ahj14VCozwRCmKPf3jNAGoweu4XXvAVxioo

Submitted without further commentary:

http://googology.wikia.com/wiki/Meameamealokkapoowa_oompa

KEY: 1A/B, 2L, 3G, 4F, 5D, 6C, 7H, 8A/B, 9K, 10E, 11I, 12J

(I'm not 100% certain of all of these and can only document about 10/12 of them. Corrections/commentary/pedantry is welcomed!)

@kobi_lacroix You're VERY close on all of those. Shinty-Six is correct; Twentington is (AFAIK) from a different Britcom with a similar sense of humor. (HINT: ASK DAVE. IS DAVE THERE? HELLO, DAVE.)

Group X, not Band X, but full credit. And correct on cDonald's.

I'm expanding on my joke about "forbidden" numbers with @kobi_lacroix@snouts.online and turning it into a quiz. Can you match these fictional numbers with their media sources?

1. bleventeen
2. brazillion
3. 'cDonald's Number
4. eleventy-one
5. (one) quilliard
6. schfifty-five
7. shinty-six
8. sñeventy
9. threeve
10. twentington
11. twiddly-two
12. zeroteen

A. & B. Gravity Falls (twice)
C. Gröûp X
D. Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
E. The League of Gentlemen
F. Lord of the Rings
G. Look Around You
H. That Mitchell and Webb Look
I. Peanuts
J. Ramona Quimby
K. Saturday Night Live
L. unsourced political joke

@kobi_lacroix (And a quillard dollars to anybody who can guess the fictional sources of all 14 of those "forbidden" numbers. HINT: The only one I made up myself was "infivenity.")

@kobi_lacroix DO NOT OPEN OR ATTEMPT TO OPERATE THE ABAQUE DIABOLIQUE! ITS FIGURES ARE NOT FOR YOU, MORTAL. 😡​

#ForbiddenToYou:
#Threeve
#Brazillion
#Shinty-Six
#Twiddly-Two
#Schfiftyfive
#Sñeventy
#cDonaldsNumber
#Zeroteen
#Infivenity
#Twentington
#OneQuilliard
#Bleventeen
#EightSixSevenFiveThreeOhNine

@001zlnv

WHO ARE YOU TO SAY SHE ISN'T

TERRAN FOOL

BEWARE -- SHE LIVES

HA HA HA I HUNGER

🐯​👾🐯​👾🐯​👾🐯​👾🐯​👾🐯​👾🐯​​