Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

FIGURE A:

anthy drew me a really good fish cause i asked really nice and didnt bite her all day but then she wanted me to lock the door and i asked her for just one more nice fish to do it and not some crummy goofy mean one ​but she drew me a stupid dolphin with a big dick instead cause shes mean and i was mad cuz i wanted a fish but i locked the door anyway but she came back and while she was back and drew me a better fish with little hearts i think cuz it wants me to eat it and now everything is cool

Huh. The Peanut Butter Stout at Trader Joe's is far, far better than it has any right to be.

@LexYeen@snouts.online They were basically right. :|

Most of you have probably seen this old Key and Peele bit, but it's one of my favorite comedy sketches of all time, and I just finished rewatching The Shining...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st21dIMaGMs

#fpoon

#moodsnapshot #multilingual
#movestress #jobstress

ENG: Normally, I prefer to address you either in English or High Martian, but the little dude upthread had a real good point and it's worth repeating.

MAR: Rrar rrawwwr rarr rwarr raaaar chuff rawr huff rrawwwr (nip).

PKA: Eeee! 😮​

@mmsword @mawr That's our Beth's, all right. <3 <3 <3

@kistaro We call 'em "exponent farmers." :>

@Phorm I'm curious...

@mmsword @Phorm Got it in one...

@Phorm *has traumatic flashbacks to the Second-Most Painful Argument Thread In Internet History* :O

#VikingIsNotASynonymForExcellence
#GodDamnIt ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4U9IxhQSTc [sfw; cute; eeee]

#moodsnapshot #movestress #jobstress #tinybarbaricyawp #eeee

awoo: dis u

(dis also 🐯)

I added just a few drops of fish sauce to the ground turkey I was browning, it caramelized, and now the entire kitchen smells like Tiger Heaven.

Stepbrother's showing no signs of cognitive or motor impairment and he might be discharged as soon as the day after tomorrow.

His long-term condition is still basically "99% clusterfucked" and it comes down at this point to "can we still have him at Christmas." But this is still giving the family some hope to cling to, and I'm really grateful for it.

@LeDiva I figure somewhere out in the cosmos, Ki-T still hands out with Hladi on the weekends and makes her shoplift pixelfish for her or something. ^__^

@LeDiva Hladolet finally has a good role model! ^____^

@LeDiva

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaXmIPHrHmY

#moodsnapshot
#maaaoooorrrwwwrrrwwrr
#literallyjustlynxesscreaming

@LeDiva