Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@Phorm That quote went from terror to hilarity REAL fast as soon as I got the context... :O

CC: @acetone_kitten

https://www.metafilter.com/180454/Mice-in-Spaaace

#spaaace #rodents

@Phorm "That would all depend on the applicant's qualifications, and whether they were hoping to be employed as an EV manufacturing drone, a bubbleface, or a bludgeon..."

@mawr @emanate @Oneironott *blinkblink* That's an ✨amazing✨idea, mawr! You know, I have a panther buddy with a small tear in her seam, and it's in the perfect place for a little sphinx-wing patch or something... Now I know exactly what to do.

@Phorm "Ms. Phorm of the Bottle Herald-Times. You had a question...?"

There are at least four different ways I can interpret this headline and at least three of them directly call out my kinks.

Huh. Got my last visit in with my local doctor, and we discussed my last set of tests. Everything is _egregiously_ normal, which is nice. Apparently even my cholesterol is somehow right on the median-- which given the way I eat, borders on a frickin' superpower. =>_>;=

#ItsGottaBeTheFish
#VastQuantitiesOfFish
#NoSeriouslyYouHaveNoIdea
#JustHowManyFish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XLcejLgvaU

#TheMuMajorChord

@frameacloud I'd actually quite like to hear more about that!

#ShitRezFindsOnHypnohub

@LexYeen@snouts.online I'm pretty sure you also knew that if there's a social event and a color, it's going to end in tragedy. 'Cause my interest in the epic fantasy genre is virtually non-existent, and even I know the Red, Purple, and/or Cyan Weddings were all pretty bad scenes...

@kara_dreamer@plural.cafe Yawn! Let me know when they release the Catra model. Superior in every way. 😽​

Phoebe Waller-Bridge might in fact be my new personal savior. Killing Eve and Fleabag are both AMAZING. Apparently they've also tapped her as a script doctor on the new Bond film, and I am so fucking excited.

So, as noted in the epic Tale of Journey[1], Peg and I have been thinking of adopting a cat when we get to NOLA--- preferably a black one, since they have a tougher time of it and, well, Peg fancies herself a witch.

[1] https://dragon.style/@anthracite/101915856135214489

In fact, she's been pondering using magickal sigils as her Plan A for cat recruitment. And "rationalist mystic" that I am, I have been teasing Peg about it a little, but also totally willing to roll with it... as long as we also check out cat shelters and stuff, just in case her prowess on the Astral Plane (aka "the Kitternets") is not what she hopes.

Well, guess who showed up just five minutes ago?

A big black kitty (give or take a white poof) just hopped in through our (screenless) window with no warning whatsoever. His owner leaned his head in and apologized profusely, but Peg was just giggling with delight--- and I was just staring at her, utterly dumbfounded. Little bugger explored until they were convinced they were NOT where they intended to end up, and they left amiably without a fuss.

I guess word got out early on the Kitternet. She hadn't even cast the dang spell yet. Now I'm SERIOUSLY wondering if we're not just gonna stroll right into that cat café and find out we're the only people Journey has ever loved, or something...

This isn't the first time this has happened to me, either, a moment of massive cattocentric synchronicity. Remind me someday to tell you the story of Seraph, and why I'm going to be freaked shitless (yet also delighted) if the cat who shows up out of nowhere in NOLA is a gigantic white Persian...

@kobi_lacroix This is one of the things I really like about furry fandom: we're probably gonna be a BITCH to infiltrate. We must look cryptic as hell to outsiders, and passing and that is a very valuable survival adaptation these days...

recreate the entirety of Richard Linklater's Slacker with nothing but panels from the Nancy comic strip

Oh, 5-Card Nancy. How I've missed you.

https://www.7415comics.com/nancy/?s=JZRZQ3LLG7S5EAPA

@Oneironott You're probably too young to get this but

IT'S GOTTA BE THE TAILS, MARS

@kara_dreamer@plural.cafe thus setting up the most obscure madtv sketch of all time...

@Phorm One word: "buffe."

This is some quality bad craftsmanship. Like, Garth Marenghi level. ^__^