Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

I have a slingshot, a watch that gives me the powers of the protagonist from Super Hot, and a magic flute that summons attack chickens.

Fuck, I love the Gungeon.

Also we are DONE SHIPPING OUR STUFF. Only minor FedExing and checked baggage from here on out. Again... Amtrak Express could NOT have been more helpful. So much less stress, and we get to have a relatively chill weekend.

KITTY ALERT STATUS:

VERY YES <3 <3 <3

(Apparently his name is Alfie, and both he and his owner are damned good-looking specimens *blush*...)

ACABET99P

(all cops are bastards except the 99th precinct)

#NINENINE!
#WatchLiberalCopFantasyThursdaysOnNBC

@LeDiva (Humph, thanks Awoo. That was SUPPOSED to come out "No Shit Sherlock," but it's more like "No Shit MiB." :p

@LeDiva 🚫​💩​🕵

Speaking the Stranger and being pissed off... did anyone else kinda want to knee the Anonymous letter guy in this week's edition in the groin? The one sputtering about how it's Just Plain Mean to subject a whole category of people to any criticism whatsoever, and how any of us could have exactly what every tech bros has if only we applied ourselves? And apparently accidentally forgot that women and queer people exist and ALREADY have KNOWN problems getting into tech that he just blew off completely?

Oh, well. You're the ones who are going to have to deal with him and his Bad Haircut Bros, not me. ;p

​After yesterday's shameful failure of temper control, I decided to take positive pre-emptive action.

Taking a hint from an episode of the Mighty Boosh, I tore a corner off this week's Stranger and had Peg draw an cute tiger and dragon snoozing on it.

Then I asked her to put it in her pocket, and wave it in front of me every time I start to redline.

Today's actually been great so far, so it hasn't been necessary except as a fun running gag (and I mean, they are fucking adorable, aren't they?) but it's comforting to know it's there. :)

Fig. 1:

https://inhabitat.com/zero-energy-bio-refrigerator-cools-your-food-with-future-gel/

Listen, postfurries. If you can't figure out something perverse to do with the above link, all my efforts were COMPLETELY in vain. :)

@Aradia I hope the full enormity that you may have indirectly parented the New Hotness in furry fandom is not lost on you. <3 <3 <3

@kobi_lacroix Ghostbusters. :)

"Pon de Floor" x 0.25 speed = "Liquid Sky"

i will never be the same again

@kobi_lacroix Ok, what's the current recreational status of dogs and cats, and what dessert item would you compare the current level of occult energies to? You've got me worried here...

We got another kitty visit. ^____^

Best part: I got to pet the little dude for about 20 minutes... and no hives or sneezing whatsoever. I think I just might be over my cat allergies.

@LeDiva oh HELL yes

@LeDiva And now I REALLY want to grab a commission of Catra and/or Ponycatra sittin' & fittin'. Or a Catra version of Just Lion Things/Maru + Boxes.

@LeDiva o/` Whoa-oa here she comes, she's a _________... o/`

@LeDiva (I mean, I'd totally bail on the changelings to be a ponycat, though. Catra needs a more appropriate pony name, though, like String Chaser, or Crepuscular Malice, or something...)

@LeDiva

@Soreth Oh, yeah, haven't you been reading the news!? First round of Neptunians got their H-1B's. *nod*

#MartiansStillPersonaNonGrata
#ForBitings #EarthBitings #OfHumans
#WeKindaHadItComing