Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

Heads up: Fleabag Season 2 is extremely good. Eats the Bechdel Test for breakfast every morning. Snarky, raw, honest story of a woman learning to reconnect after separating herself from the world and taking refuge in... well... in you and me. It's a long story. Watch Season 1 first.

(series CWs: reproductive woes, sexual assault [w/sympathy and comeuppance], dysfunctional family, British-grade social discomfort, mild mammary theft; SPOILER: THE GUINEA PIG WILL BE JUST FINE I PROMISE)

@LeDiva i mean, we wouldn't say no 🐯​

(WHOA-OH IA-IA, TONY COMETH! BEWARE HUMANS, LEST YE BE GNASHED AND CONSUMED! BEHOLD THE MAN-EATER!)

#TheSongOfMyPeople
#GoodCerealToo

This is just one of those day where if you were to turn your telescope to the face of Mars and zoom in on our main settlement, you'd see a huge assortment of boulders, plastic yurts, shipping containers, antelope bone-mounds, and derelict spaceships meticulously arranged in the form of three glyphs: a Jolly Roger, a planet Earth, and a paw with middle claw extended.

#WarOnAllFlags
#EatTerransForTigerJesus
#TigerJesusIsReallyJustTony
#WePreferNotToDiscussIt
#TonyHungersForSinfulHumanFlesh

"fursona non grata"

@Balina That's REALLY good advice, though, and I think I'm gonna make a note of it somewhere... 😻​

This is your daily reminder that your very existence is evidence that we are kicking ass in some parts of the culture war. For every thing they do to scare us and try to push us backwards, there's one of us pushing the world forward and scaring the shit out of the reactionaries in the process. 😽

(Yeah, it would be nice if we had economic security and an honest body politic. But we do have some nice things.)

"Dad" is the only true heir to the Devo project. The "Dad" project is philosophically devolutionary, and I mean that as a compliment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Celo5TYfE64

@Austin_Dern ok i am clearly outgunned here *scoots* :D

It's fascinating and infuriating. This whole morning? Totally unfocused and twitchy. Could not attach my brain to work at all, and EVERYTHING poor Peg did (talking, opening doors, breathing-- you know, totally unreasonable stuff) was distracting me. And not coincidentally... my boss had just dropped a FIFTH project on me. My brain just couldn't organize itself and it spun like a broken magnetic drive.

And then I dropped my boss a polite note asking if he could arrange everything by priority. Bless his heart, he gave me *precise* marching orders so I no longer had to make any decisions nor worry I was missing something. And my brain's been like a Research Laser Of Doom ever since.

golly gee i wonder if i could have add or somethin >_<

#factorysecondspacetigers

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Oh shit. I think my last related reply just accidentally invented gender vectors.

Normies, y'all are FUCKED. ​

@Austin_Dern Now be good, or I'll let Kirsch start linking you to {her(2,1);his(1,4)} favorite polytope nomenclature and notation pages... ​

#RingtailToys

@Aradia Oh, this place sounds enviable! https://seattle.eater.com/2019/4/9/18302055/north-seattle-jewish-deli-standard-bakery-zylberschteins-open

So glad y'all have a decent NY-style deli out there again!

@LexYeen@snouts.online "That's, like, my thing, man!" *beams* *sics library-dragon persona on the fuckers*

#EatMySemioticsGun

@Oneironott Have you done the sensory deprivation float tank thing yet? I think Seattle Float is still in business!

@anthracite @Phorm *ponders the consequences of a Kalinda-Phorm alliance, grabs Noelle, and HIDES* 🙀​

@Austin_Dern *grins evilly*

Why no, I have no experience nor interest in this subject whatsoever.

*brandishes thermos and cracks it open just a bit, spilling the aroma of the following link*

http://www.kurumi.com/roads/3di/index.html

(I was actually just about to ask what you thought, as a fellow roadgeek, of the I-238 and how it fucks up our Interstate numbering scheme... or the I-99 and that corrupt piece of shit Bud Shuster. ;p )

@Austin_Dern You know how Bruce Wayne keeps a thermos full of kryptonite around, just in case Superman acts up...?

Well, now I know what to do in the event of a coati uprising (in the unlikely event I'm not sending covert aid and unlocking dumpsters for y'all instead).

@sporks@snouts.online As far as I can tell from the photos of Maru, advanced/applied lounging. :) Plus putting up with absurdly ornate costumes!