Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@JulieSqveakaroo I mean... doesn't EVERYBODY dream of cherry pies, candy bars, and chocolate chip cookies? 🐯​

@JulieSqveakaroo I mean, this *is* a man who once told an interviewer, perfectly deadpan, that one of his main influences was Karen Carpenter. Everybody thought he was kidding at the time, but I for one believe me...

Hahaha, all the right people hated Midsommar. I am all over this movie. Looks like it's just my kind of thing: all the good stuff is hidden in the background, the symbolism, the little nuances of the dialogue, where it belongs.

If you're not willing to watch it closely, you demand it fit into a neat genre for you, or you insist it should hold your hand all the way through the confusing parts, it's gonna be a big snoozer. I _love_ films that end a few pieces short of a completed jigsaw puzzle. Like I said, drives all the right kind of people batshit.

I condemn everyone who's mad at Midsommar for not being an easily digested high-thrills slasher film to have to watch every piece of media they ever love end in a 30-second fade to black Soprano cut, right in the middle of the climax, in Fan Hell, over and over again, for all eternity. >:D

@troodon Time to call Confuse-A-Cat?

@Austin_Dern https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwaxWoJPUC0

This is the entire Google Maps animal collection, BTW. They are a rare delight. ^___^

Malaysia, cat: https://goo.gl/maps/c9gbMN6YLet

Lima, dog: https://goo.gl/maps/ksw3eMnAeCJ2

Rome, cat: https://goo.gl/maps/9gsGq9BckdB2

https://goo.gl/maps/XHs9uQHN48w (donkey)

https://goo.gl/maps/XbXhA86PupD2 (pupper)

https://goo.gl/maps/npejxZA56gFbwFRHA (pupper)

The bad news: today's a normal workday for me.

The good news: I got a new dog for my ongoing list of random Street View animals! http://bit.ly/30az9Vn

America. *nod*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyHSjv9gxlE (song of zero semantic value; cw: actually British)

@Aradia Nah, but I'm making up for work I had every damn capacity to do yesterday, so I can't really hold it against them! I'd rather slack off on my birthday than on... um... what is today again? National Explosives Manufacturers Day?

@OldBrushNewPaper That comes the next time I weigh myself... n.n;

@acetone_kitten Thanks, comrade! :D <3 <3<

@chimerror Thanks hun!

@001zlnv No, I think we play them again next week. 🐯​

@Phorm Thanks, bottlefox! <3

The final score for today's Sushi Bowl:

TIGER: 15
FISH: 0

All in all, a disgraceful display from Team Fish, who failed to eat even a single tiger.

@Balina This is all just beautiful and I'm so fuckin' happy. Tell them the former lavalamp says hi. <3

@coyohti Thank you!

@kelseyhusky Watch out for the *little* UFOs, they're a bitch! And don't go into hyperspace, it's a trap...

#oldschool

@anthracite I will give that one a listen, actually. I... I think I've finally reached that phase of my life where I'm ready to Stop Worrying And Enter The Prog-O-Sphere.

@Balina Jensen's Brand Snek Tape. *nod*