Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

Sign me up with the pedants saying it can't possibly be Baby Yoda. How would you like it if you were a totally unique and new tiger cub but everybody still insisted on calling you "Baby Hobbes?"

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Okay, okay, that's a bad example, let me try again... >___<

Twitter is Sartre's No Exit, but Mastodon is Adams's Total Perspective Vortex.

And 4chan is Kenner's Land Without Feelings.

@Austin_Dern I hate to be That Raccoon, but according to St. Thomas Aquinas's Summa Theologica...

*runs* ❤️

@chimerror What are your Perks and your Thermal stat? Most new appliance models now function on the Fallout SPECIAL system, ever since Bethesda bought GE.

@Balinares And of course...

Silent Generation furries:

@Balinares

Greatest Generation furries:

I think this evening I'm just gonna curl up with a nice big mug of Eddie Rispone's tears.

@JulieSqveakaroo Oh, that was in reply to @spacewastrel correcting me on the name of the Authoritarian Personality's co-author, Theodor Adorno (who I called Thomas). Didn't thread right, apparently.

(i'm ashamed to say i haven't actually read the damn thing yet...)

@spacewastrel@snouts.online Nope, you are 100% correct—was writing in haste on my way out of the cafe, thank you genuinely for the correction! <3 <3

omg i couldnt even see their sibling from where i was sitting, bright greenblue hair and totally gender indeterminate, i think these are the parents of the yr and im so envious they get to grow up this way

There's a little kid no older than 7 having a birthday here in this French Quarter cafe, and his parents are teaching him about Mary Woronov, Paul Barten The Ramones, and Lou Reed.

Even if we don't come out of this OK, Generation Z+1 is at least gonna be super cool.

@hummingrain Much of Reddit is fine! Notice I didn't say most of Reddit is fine!

=^________^;;;=

@JulieSqveakaroo They're all basically the same game with the same winning condition, though. It's basically just Hey They're Gonna Eat That Guy with more steps. 🐯

@JulieSqveakaroo Only if you eat them.

This is Martian Bingo.

I did at least make this little toy, based on the nine traits on Thomas Adorno's F (for Fascism) scale in The Authoritarian Personality.

Use it for good, with my frothy, contagious blessings.

I gave so many incurable alien diseases to so many TERFs and Trump cultists today on Birdsite and if I had an actual skeletal system my jaw would probably be sore from all the biting.

I am a tad concerned about falling back into old habits, but there's one bad factor missing from the cycle this time: regret. I know damn well that my opponents are wrong & deceitful. I have at last mastered the fine art of "fire and forget."

I won't pretend it's not still fun.

#mood

@kelseyhusky Absolutely. If it's any consolation, I feel that way about Masto much of the time myself. It's really not a great medium to get affirmation in, 'cause it's easy to post, skim, and walk away.