Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@hystericempress Back in the day, my fraternity's pledge marshal described this as "Thinglish." :) This was the same dude who had the rushees play Calvinball. I miss Jeremy. :D

@hystericempress YOU MUST TELL THE WORLD.

I mean, I've been a trash panda instead of a raccoon for like six years now and life is so much better. =(^).(^)=

@Leucrotta there was no need to strike that honey i eat garbage ​❤️​

ok this got me out of my snit

apparently my niece and her bf have started taking in lions 😻​

@Phorm we have a special level of hell reserved for geniefoxes who refuse to love themselves as much as we do *disapproving look*

see earlier toot about cone of shame :p

(i'll be fine, this is just one of those situations where fume and retreat seems like the best option, but SOMETHING had to be ignited, the dimensional planes screamed out for it *tentacles erupt in black flame* )

@Balinares He was one of the mascot statues in the main Warp plazas on Puzzlebox! You probably wouldn't have noticed unless you looked at the @descs more than once!

on second thought maybe i'll just be a 4000-foot tall fire squid and torture everybody, friends and otherwise, for eternity for all their sins, because Earthlings Just Can't Have Nice Things and everything will always end in fire and hatred anyhow

it seemed to work out for $SPOILERY_SITCOM_CHARACTER

naptime for immortal hellsquids now i think tho, i don't wanna talk to anything but dragons and tiny housecats for a little while

@001zlnv https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhK43mSK-NQ

@Balinares Oh man and there was that AMAZING trans deer boi statue from... it was Downwarp, I think?

@001zlnv HAHAHAHA no.

That's the grand irony. I work with maps for a living and am good at reading them but I notoriously have ZERO innate sense of location whatsoever.

@hystericempress I have been pondering antelope, yes... n.n

@001zlnv I do like and respect rats, and it's probably time for my relationship with them to come full circle, hmmm...

@Oneironott

I CAN'T SWIM
I NEVER COULD SWIM
I NEVER WILL SWIM
PUT ME DOWN!
LEGGO MY LEG!
I MIGHT GET MY FUR WET!
</sirnosedvoidoffunk>

;)

. o O (Hmmm. Maybe we'd make a good The Cheat...)

So, it's been getting a little quiet in here and the five-ish of us (the Human, Rezy, Noelle, $LYNX, and me, give or take a supporting cast of 4-8 who Don't Live Here) are starting to think it might be time to bring in a new intern. I haven't been down in the Persona Lab in what seems like years, now.

So... Any thoughts about species? We're just curious what your impression of us inspires. What ground have we not covered? What would you see us as, if we weren't... us?

We'd like to steer away from the more bitey/barnstormy/political aspects of ourself and find a path that's a little gentler. But not THAT much gentler. :) Even Noelle insists her horn is for pokin' bad people. -:D

Besides, FWIW, Peg has absolutely forbidden me to be a badger and I guess if anyone has veto rights, it's her. :) I don't think I'd really be a good mustelid, anyhow. Too low energy. Maybe something else that's an accomplished napper. :)

*looks sidelong and checks the coast for tigers and cabbits*

(And... and no more freakin' cats! We love 'em but we got all we can handle! Two inside and three outside is PLENTY. ​)

@Phorm Well, at least I can't criticize your tastes. Although, doesn't the orange pulp get stuck in your fur? :D

@Phorm

[ I TRIED TO HIDE ]
[IN A COKE BOTTLE ]
[ AND GOT STUCK ]

#geniefoxshaming

@Phorm You first. >:D

This is Norway, apparently. I didn't even know it was possible to ott at these temperatures.

https://gfycat.com/secondunluckybutterfly-nature (cw: cute slinky animal)