Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

Here I am, 45 years old, and I have still never seen a single Trek fan make a lewd reference to "entering Data."

The human imagination has been such a disappointment.

Dismantle.
Distemper.
Disease.
Display.
Distract.
Disparage.
Disquiet.
Distrust.
Disrupt.
Dissuade.
Discover.

And if you happen to have a cerebral cortex and rockin' gelatinous body and a degree from a Mad Science university... and it's fine if you don't... disintegrate. *brandishes fancy raygun made of binder clips, Gatorade bottles, and U238*

Just remember when you're dealing with me: the good in my alignment is in lowercase. The Chaotic is capitalized. If you go Lawful Neutral on me, it becomes my sacred duty as a Harbinger Of Eris to annoy you.

Don't make it my sacred duty to annoy you. This is not a subtoot, just a general reaction to the increasing orthodoxy and moralism of queerpol/furpol circles.

e.g. Are we seriously getting down on people for wanting to be quadrupeds? Do we not remember when just liking talking animals Was Clear Some Kind Of Sublimated Bestiality enough that we were *all* evil?

That always confused the hell out of me anyhow. I was a lavavixen for fuck's sake. Did people think that I wanted to screw the caps off of tacky decorative items in RL and fuck them? DId people think that people were taking on, like, moth and bee morphs because they desperately wanted to fuck real insects somehow? Are people's imaginations really that impoverished, that they can't imagine ANY other motive for these fantasies? Are some of those people furries? And if so, WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING HERE.

Also, if you have a serious problem with "drag queens" or "crossdressers" you don't have to leave 'cause that's not how raccoons roll... but you do have to go fuck yourself. (Criticism is not a "serious problem." Criticism is HEALTHY. Dealing with everything problematic by wanting to end its existence is a serious problem.)

"Adults. The time has come. Surrender your children to the Glamour Tribe. They will be returned, but changed."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS_TmRtoO2k

Also, the narrator kinda sounds like Bum-Bo. I kept expecting him to say "Dynagirl want coin!" or something.

And I mean, I am lucky enough to have a dragon spouse who totally validates me in being a ​big doofy monstercat of ambiguous gender and alien ancestry... which is not even quite a kink thing anymore, but is definitely big-D Desire.

Rawr. 🐾🐾🐾

(Granted, I've BEEN that, which is
a lot closer to a desire than a lot of deserving folks get... and "that" is also hot and sweaty and expensive and a royal bitch to take care of and fissure/pop-prone and far, far less practical in RL than it was on Puzzlebox. :> )

I was supposed to be this, in a whole community of people that wanted this.

C'est la guerre.

@Leucrotta Well, let's just say I'm thinking this a lot and <end of file>. >_<

It's not like we didn't try to save them from themselves. And it's not our problem that marching themselves wide-eyed and eager off a microbial cliff happens to be very good for us sociopolitically.

I really need to start getting more fiber

Happy September 9804th, 1993.

@Phorm a National Science Foundation wish poll?

This poor woman's been doing nothing but complain for the last hour and a half, about everything from her friends' parents to her medical bills, and you know what? I haven't heard a single thing that doesn't sound like a valid complaint. She obviously really needed a good bitch session with a friend. Man, the millennials got good and screwed.

@Oneironott OK, you're going to have to clarify. Is dives a verb or a noun here? And if you're talking about seedy hangouts for foxes, are you going to provide addresses and passwords, and do they admit other seedy forest creatures? ​

@woozle I am catched cold in the brain.

@chandra Thank you! It's been a good one so far!

Sitting outside at the Bean Gallery, listening to a legal assistant complain about the abusiveness and entitlement of the partners at her firm, and I've never wished more that my family still had enough Mafia connections that I could offer to buy her a few messy public hit jobs for her birthday. >__<

@mmsword Shoo. Be. Doo.

"Neptunian childrens television."

Those of you who know, already know deep down what it would look and sound like.