Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@zx3 lol stupid canids 😼​

Frank Zappa's "Father O'Blivion" holds up remarkably well at 0.25 speed. Heavy as fuck, kinda wish I could play guitar so I could record a cleaner (less distorted) version.

@Phorm @Djinnanigans@dragon.style Get your ass in this bottle, fox. You've recruited enough genies in your lifetime that even if somehow you HAVE lost your credentials, TFing you right back is *trivial* for us. <3

I feel so civilized. I'm sitting here in a socially distanced cafe, drinking what I'm calling an "Arnault Palmieri": half black tea, half San Pellegrino Limone e Menta soda.

Now that I know how, I'm thinking of installing one of these in Peg while she's asleep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhyqQ51RO6Q

Arthur... er... most likely has a XX chromosome pair!

We had been trying to, er, keep our noses our of the kittens' primary sexual characteristics, but they're all kinda prone to waving them in front of us whether we like it or not, so we've got 2/4 of them pegged now. :p (Penumbra has "boy" bits.)

We are of course NOT changing their name, and until I receive further information directly from Arthur I am assuming their pronoun preference is still "hey, kitten!"

=^______^=

@mawr This is why mine are on the top two shelves of our bookshelf! ^_____^

(this post inspired in part by flashbacks to watching the trinity broadcast network back in my adolescent fundie says, and only just today getting the big mental picture of just how new all this conservative delusion and deceit isn't)

they just don't have the USSR or Isis to pick on anymore and the whole con falls apart if they don't find someone new to play folk devil for them

i won't even get into the lack of novelty of nature trying to kill us, you are all hoopy froods and have probably caught onto that fact by now :>

still, my heart goes with you, 2020 is still a piece of shit, and fuck would it be nice to be able to start hanging out in cafes again

i even miss the bodily fluid reek of bourbon street :(

our "interesting times" aren't the result of a curse or a calendar year or bad karma or our lives being a bad tv show or whatever the fuck the wacky meme du jour says

it's the cumulative result of bad social decisions, it's called "basic cause and effect," and we had it coming

@chimerror Absolutely true; only quibble is that it's objectively more fun to say "döner kebab."

@anthracite the you-est goddamn thing <3

#moodsnapshot #whamcity #codecs #alanresnick

(source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dwLs9juzWw)

@frameacloud don't blame me, blame columbia records

@frameacloud Uh... wait, wait, I got this.

Inside the Button-Down Mind Of Bell Hooks (I hope it's not cheating to include her stand-up comedy album)

It's The Intersectionality Of Race, Gender, and Class, Charlie Brown! (soundtrack, feat. Vince Guaraldi)

Untitled (aka The Bone Black Album)

@JulieSqveakaroo Awww! Good luck with her, glad she's not MIA!

@chimerror Really fuck with their heads: spell
it "Gheicie."

@LexYeen@snouts.online BWAAHAAAHAAA

doop de doop de doo

@Phorm safe? don't care, tigers aren't safe either. hugging anyhow.

@kelseyhusky I'm actually no-foolin' pondering some political bets on PredictIt that are a intentionally a bit beyond what I can afford... in the ha-ha-only-serious attempt to leverage Murphy's Law in our favor in November. I NEVER win at gambling games, so I'm hoping if I bet heavy on Trump the gods will notice and say "YEAH. NEVER MIND. FUCK *THAT* ONE AND THEIR MONEY FIRST AND FOREMOST."