Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@Leucrotta @chimerror Cold cheeseburgers and warm margaritas.

@Oneironott There's always raccoons but the written exam is *tough*. D:

@Oneironott I've been thinking 2020 might be a really opportune year for being a hedgehog.

And in the front room, my precious kids Measle (top), Poori (bottom left), and Solace (bottom right) with their Aunt Charlotte.

High above the Dragon Lands, the Honored Elephant Of My Mate's Ancestors, Mistah Elmer, keeps a close eye on our masks.

Here we have the Dragon Lands, where tigers fear to tread. Option and Trina have nonetheless been living comfortably there for quite some time.

THIS "ME PURSE"

ME PURSE ACTUALLY GOT PLACE UPTOWN

ME PURSE JUST SLUM HERE

Lower Shelfsylvania: high-rent tech district, with easy commute to the phone charger. In vague left-right order: Cloud, unnamed Slinky Raccoon, Unnamed Lizard Friend, Kismet, Dellinger, Helix, Poiuyt, Kismet's Tail, Lady MystiQue Marmalad (he/him), BEAR!!!, and Another Lizard Friend

Central Shelfsylvania. Primarily residential. Uh, most of these folks don't have names, so I guess this is kinda our Rust Belt underclass. However, I do see Rubin, Monique, and Princess Rajah in there.

Scenic Upper Shelfsylvania. Primary exports: fluff, dust, rainbows. Anything goes up there.

Pictured: Squid One, Psalmanazar, Yirgacheffe, Lauderdale, Lady Rainicorn,
Subcomandante Arjuna.

Here we have Antler Mother's Shrine, cultural center of Upper Deskylvania.

Living here, from left to right: Robot, Antler Mom, Rastacorn, Amethyst, Arlo, and Feygeld.

A quick political map of Autonomous Plush Republics in our apartment:

First, we have the Couch Amazons, Noelle and N'Kenge.

@spacewastrel@yiff.life Sure! No guarantee of a swift reply but poke me if you don't hear from me!

@xinjinmeng @anthracite That's one of my favorite lines. Never met a Futurama math joke I didn't like.

@anthracite why 2

what do you have 2 of

check your telegram

@anthracite I kinda love this. Just needs some Joe Raposo jazz vocals in the background...

Meh, I just barfed up a big old formless hairball of sadness a moment ago. Things are getting to me.

Things are actually kinda decent for me right now. It's all anticipating things that _could_ happen, and all that time I've wasted waiting for them.

Anyhow, it's got me reflecting on just what a weird life I've lived and what a surprising amount of it did pay off. Thanks for being here. Whatever all this comes to, the people (and quasipeople) I've met have been the best part.

i'm arthur fear me

@JulieSqveakaroo "What... a... dump!"