Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

https://twitter.com/tullymox/status/1312548345169080320

slagging on "white people food" for being overprocessed and cheap is blatant liberal shithead classism

you know who else loved spam, ritz crackers, and canned vegetables where you have to "wash the tin flavor and drain the high-sodium water?"

survivors of the korean war. i transcribed a whole interview about it once. fuck. you. elitist. snob.

@Phorm Oh yeah, they're also so good for IBS/food symptoms. I really wanna give you a lot of reassurance re: that, 'cause mine was nearly debilitating when I was like 20-25 yrs old and these days it's just a minor nuisance. Watching my dairy intake and avoiding FODMAP vegetables seems to do a lot of the trick for me, though these days it's improve to the point where I can get away with *some* of almost anything

@Oneironott hint: HEAD LIES <3

@Oneironott beeeen there *HUG*

@Phorm @anthracite Oh, I'm so glad! I was thinking of mentioning that strategy again but don't like to get evangelistic or naggy about it! It's just been such a huge help for me to have the EVIDENCE of likely okayness right in front of me...

@Phorm @anthracite I really wonder if you and I aren't the same OCDish neurotype or haven't at least got some similar brainmeat damage, 'cause that "understand logically things are fine and have turned out so many many times in the past, but can't shut off the alarms" thing sounds SO FAMILIAR to me. *hug*

@Oneironott But you're so damn GOOD, otter. ._.

@Phorm *touches up at headbubble and whimpers -- would say 'no this is perfect,' but with WHAT?!?*

y'all do flatter me <3

@001zlnv The red rocks as martian part in particular reminds me of just about every conversation i have with peg in tiger sona, y'all do know me ^_______^

What's the most ME thing, event, place, or anything else, that you can think of? The more ludicrously elaborate the scenario, the better.

I could really use some... I dunno, grounding?

@JulieSqveakaroo I've got seriously cat stress too, don't even get me started. :) (Among other things, Penumbra's been MIA for 48 hours. Not that unusual for these guys, but...) But yeah, Tropical Storm 26 is headed right our way. o.o;;

Aaaand it looks we're likely to take at least a Cat 2 on the chin within the next week and a half.

I'm just out of emotional reserves.

@JulieSqveakaroo Oh, hun... *hugs tight*

hey we may have spotted a lost kitty

their probable food ppl have been texted and are en route

prayers to bast for a successful rescue would be most appreciated

Oh god. It just occurred to me.

If he dies, the conspiracy theories start. He's been tweeting that he feels fine, and that will be used as "clear" evidence that it was not natural causes that did him in.

We're gonna have a Doctors' Plot on our hands.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctors%27_plot

@hyratel @anthracite Ms. Anthracite has significantly mischaracterized our remarks of 10/3 and our legal team is preparing a statement. 😾​

@Phorm @mawr @001zlnv @anthracite you could see his stalks D:

@anthracite This, as we discussed, is a wholly unfair and scurrilous characterization. I HYPOTHESIZED that it was LIKELY that Homestar was immune to Rule 34. I must demand an apology before there are... stripey consequences.