Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@Soreth This raises the terrifying question of who the Boss is... and what their inevitable 2nd and 3rd forms are gonna look like. D:

@Soreth I wish there were a second tier of faving things here. I've been trying to figure out how to put that same sentiment for a long time and you did my job for me, perfectly. <3

@Austin_Dern The only one that actually makes me sad/mad is watching people throw shade at the woman who's doing Nancy, because she's BRILLIANT and exactly what that comic needed.

@Phorm Love it, and love-a watch-a the monkeys makin' amore. :D My tolerance for Italian ethnic humor is very very high, because I've SEEN most of the stereotypes. :D

yay! shemp's eye is open! n.n

still got take him to vet tomorrow for presnippage and to make sure the eyea ok but this is a relief!

"Crinklefist the Diaper Barbarian"

@Phorm This could have been a character from MTV's The State so easily, and they're basically my favorite sketch troupe of all time. This is exactly my kind of comedy. :D

@Sig wow, its always nice to hear my queasy feeling about somebody is SPOT ON. now i know who i'm stalking thru the reeds as soon as im out of twitter jail. being blocked by her is a trophy i much desire.

@Phorm tell me who, i love this stuff. reminds me of Oh Hello whose characters always emPhasize the wrong syllAble.

i just think little unwritten rules like this are fascinating. hidden structures in the human brain and our language and all.

@KinkyTurtle Ah, found it, am fixing original.

@KinkyTurtle Feh, I can't find the actual article. It was a Reddit snapshot of a news article about why people say "tick tock" instead of "tock tick" and also went into the innate structure of adjective ordering.

@KinkyTurtle D'OH! Let me see if I can fix that one...

I have now threatened to get a spray bottle full of fish sauce and use it on @anthracite if she sings one more goddamn line about "Poo Chungus" at me.

I will fucking do it. Mars does not negotiate with terrorists.🐯​

Other big one, Alexandra Erin, i.e., The Smug Lady With The Big Orange Hat Who Calls Her Followers "Babies."

Can't fucking stand her. She reminds me of the neo-pagans at my alma mater who obviously just needed a substitute for Catholicism in their lives and just could not live without a prudish moral system to be Objectively Right For Sure about all the time.

Jeff Tiedrich (big birdsite leftist guy, if you're not familiar) is kind of an idiot.

I really do honestly feel there is a core of leftists who'd gladly put MIrror Trump (i.e., a guy who's just as crazy as Trump but is Our Guy and therefore fine) in power and be very proud of themselves for doing it. And would probably whine about "bothsidesism" when you pointed out all the obvious problems with Our Guy. And Jeff is near the top of the list.

He's currently getting pilloried on Reddit for taking a completely incorrect jab at Trump about the Secretary of the Treasury being responsible for international sanctions, and I just want to cuff the SOB on the ear. We do not have time for people like him and their bullshit right now. It's bad enough we've still got Michael Moore.

If you're the kind of leftist who can't do 20 seconds of fact checking, and would rather just jerk your knee anyhow, maybe the best thing for you is to go join the other side and help fuck them up even further. -__-

dealer seems to have stiffed us with no reply AGAIN

he's always come through eventually in the past, and he is working a delivery job these days, but...

of all the fucking weeks to have to get through sober -__-

The election itself?

You know? I'm kinda going into it OK. I wish I'd had enough savings to put the big consolation prize/murphy's law bet on Tr*mp that I was planning.

But I think I like the odds I'm seeing. I'm less and less convinced that the "Shy Trump Voter" effect is gonna save his ugly ass. It's still gonna be a mess, but I see a lot of good signs that (a) Biden really IS ahead (b) Trump's advisors are running scared (c) Trump doesn't have the political currency left to pull any major shenanigans besides whining and delay tactics.

I still really really hope our dealer comes through tonight. -_-