Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@Oneironott oh dang, you really got me there, 'cause the fog is one of the main things i really miss about seattle (other than the people). we get it very rarely around here -- although i will say that the 1-2 hours before hurricanes have been some of the most eerily beautiful weather i've ever seen, almost haunted -- especially when the wires start "singing," apparently...

(Also anyone who is justly indignant over the above teasing might be pleased to hear I got my stupid stripey ass SOAKED in a heavy tropical rain earlier today. XD )

"What is this 'snow' you speak of? The word sounds familiar, but I haven't heard it in so long... Isn't it a food, or perhaps... some type of wood? I recall there were a lot of both up there..."

(You'll get your revenge next May through November, I'm sure...)

@Oneironott oh yikes, what's going on up there?

we're just WET AS FUCK down here -- earlier today i made the mistake of going out in the rain and literally saying "I came here from Seattle, FFS, I'll be fine!"

that was a mistake. new orleans is not seattle. i was a wet sad kittymonster. :)

@Phorm i mean as far as i know morbo has never offered the faintest bit of ill will towards any martian, so i'm fine with the guy personally

@Phorm I would watch a newscast that was just you and Morbo EVERY SINGLE DAY

"please don't touch my titties while you're talking about jowl cleavage"

@chimerror i'm sorry, i am COMPELLED to link to this every time the Wu Tang gets name checked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cgdHzD2T1U

but i heartily agree that the clan of wu tang are not any thing with which to fuck *nod*

butts smell like stinky poots

@hystericempress philip glass eat your heart out <3

@JulieSqveakaroo Yeah, there is definitely some kind of fuckery going on on Twitter's part that was not going on when i last had a friends-locked account a few years ago

i hate corporate social media so much and thank god for masto where i can actively wish biblical plagues on jack dorsey without worrying a chunk of my social life will be burnt at the stake

@hystericempress aaaaand this is exactly why you and dai are such a precious part of my world and what i want for it <3

@anthracite "Damn. Shoulder cat. Thanks, Father. Let's find you a Gupp, I suppose."</zag>

"Meow."</hellcat>

"Whatever, small friend. Just stay out of Cerebrus's face when we get back."

@anthracite what, you don't like the new pact of punishment option? nyx herself picked her out special for us!

@hystericempress Found it!

Part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRtMReRly1Q (the bubblefolk start showing up somewhere a bit past the 5 min mark)

Part 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGuTy7eGBaE

Be warned there is also some non-consensual MC/personality alteration... and like the rest of the episode's writing, it's pretty stupid. :p

Kidd Video was never actually GOOD in the least, but there was some fascinating New Wavey imagery, crazy colorful architecture and character design, and... yeah, just skim thru the episode a bit and pay attention to the local population on the world they're visiting -- you'll see why it had an influence on me.

@001zlnv no decent place to play out such an elaborate morph either sadly but it does give me fond memories of kincaids netvixens morph from taps, 7 colorcoded slavefoxes (pardon the expression?) connected to a hubvixen

@001zlnv i miss botspace INTENSELY but havent really been able to go there since i lost access to seattle grade thc products D:

also doesnt help that my main botbrained character is the exact same species and phenotype as the 3 main sources of stress in my life :)

thank god hladolet has a subnode 'kayamanu' who is a skunkboi. i have never had to clean any mustelid poop nor actually live alongside one in heat... *wearied sigh*

@Phorm see you people, this geniefox gets it

"digga-digga dear sugarfoot. how do you type with stupid bappy kitty paws? and why do you KEEP ATTEMPTING IT ANYHOW every time i'm trying to do my day job around you?

Litterboxfully yours,

Tiger Dude"

yeah there go the tiger tears

it's never pretty to see a grown monster cry

people have drowned from manticore sadness you know, we fill whole rivers

also idk if it's all the MAMA CAT HORMONES in the air or just 2020 but i've been on the verge of tears a lot lately.

not even sad tears, or at least not short-term sad tears

i think just dealing with all the enormity of COVID while the Great Cycle Of Life (hopefully only the Birth and Living parts) is actually happening right in our living room is opening all the blast doors to the parts of my brain where the POIGNANT STUFF is stored.

been thinking a lot about peggy, and you guys, and how little time any of us might have left, and just... yeah. i've had a real good life but i have done the EXACT OPPOSITE of my plan A after getting kicked out of seattle by just forming more and more bonds with more and more vulnerable creatures who can hurt me someday by ceasing to exist

it's that kind of crying fit that comes from too much love coming and going out of the system, and not nearly enough sense of safety and security

i love you fuckers all so much and i hope if anything ever happens to me you will remember me fondly and tell really dirty snarky stories about my exploits. i swear i will do no less for any of you but you fuckers all had better live to at least 70 ok.