Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

Gave a coworker her first 5/5 on an evaluation. That always makes me feel so good. I have been working so fucking hard to actually be constructive with all the advice I give them.

You would still not believe how much nicer of a person I am to my coworkers than I am to the Internet. You folks are really getting the shit end of me and I apologize. 😜​

@Oneironott Good point. And that's exactly why I'm gonna go back and tough this out and probably go on to Season Two...

@Leucrotta I am probably not a great standard for this because my hair has always grown in infuriatingly fast! Although come to think of it, I shaved recently and then restarted growing it out of laziness and it's been around... 11 days. Hmm. Yeah, even for me that's a bit premature to tell how it's going to look? There is definitely truth that old "sine wave of facial hair attractiveness" meme so I might give it a little more time to mature?

@Oneironott Oh lordy lou, she's gonna go full Batman Logic and actually feel GUILTY in the coming seasons about snuffing that POS, isn't she. -___-

Haha, yeah, that was totally satisfying. I can do the rest of the series now. Die, motherfucker, die. :D

Yikes. Well.

I got further through the first episode of Jessica Jones than I did last time, long enough to know that I won't be able to go any further without (a) being consumed by murderous rage towards Kilgrave (b) permanently losing several of my kinks.

So instead I'm indulging in a lengthy stoned fantasy about Kincaid the GURPS Tech Level 14 lavavixen torturing Kilgrave in ways that would make Harlan Ellison's worst creations gasp.

It's a pity, 'cause I actually was quite enjoying the show. And yeah, I already know how S1 ends and it's the only reason I can even CONSIDER continuing.

In fact, yeah, I'm just gonna skip straight to that episode and maybe circle back. *evil cackle*

Anyhow. Whoo. It's good for someone with my kinks to be reminded they have VERY clearly defined ethical boundaries to what they can take pleasure in.

sweet rosalie working at the five and dime
train back to hackensack
with rosemary wine
doo do da doo da doo
cocaine (snort)
we both like to do cocaine

some of these are actually gooey enough to press my squeamish buttons but...

postfurry style goals nonetheless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghCAlUD0cx4

Reminded of this by another thread. This is a little piece of my soul, so be gentle with it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuEZCnebecQ

our weed price is going up...

...because of a sworn-promised massive increase in potency

be braced for a much weirder zebra in the coming week :D

OK. Try to ignore the choppy audio. This actually turned out pretty good. #steamedhams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBF6STltQTQ

Dear Wikipedia editors:

Thank you for your tireless work.

By this, I of course mean your work in curing my recurring temptation to become a Wikipedia editor.

If you're NOT picking a pro-Trump legislator, calling them once a day, and leaving an annoying 10-second filk song about DJT on their voice mail...

...why not?

You can't have Marjorie Taylor Greene. She's all mine. >:D

So very very very much of life, especially on the Internet, is an elective. If I don't like it, I can just drop it and get my credits elsewhere. Leaving in mingled apathy and disgust is an underrated strategy.

And if people tell me I'm Doing Something All Wrong, I have the option to just stop doing it for them, *especially* when they start making demands.

"So what do you want to be when you grow up?"

https://i.imgur.com/58ewN6p.gifv

@Oneironott I CHALLENGE normal people to find a source of joy greater than the look of sheer indignant disgust on a dragon's face after a warm gross mammal has slurped her nose.

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@Austin_Dern "Three cents! By gum, Smithers, know you nothing about finance? With that kind of lucre, why, that cunning young animal magnetist could start a whale oil company that spans the whole nation, from Iowa to Boston!."

@JulieSqveakaroo @JoyfulSkunk Haha, my first was in the same ultra-beige office park where my dad's trucking company was located. Just a bunch of pegboard displays with clear cellophone bags with one (1) cheaply photocopied paper insert and one (1) game by Sirius Software each. My first game was a text adventure that i can't find ANY trace of, that was definitely NOT a good starter game for a five-year-old... :p My second was Wavy Navy, which went MUCH better. :)

@packbat This is an excellent post, thank you. I love Negativland.

We called the vet and they couldn't think of any reason we couldn't put CJ's medicine in wet food. Tried it and... 100% success! In fact, Peg just informed me that Ceejay licked the bowl clean. We are almost certainly going to get all five doses into him and KILL THOSE PARASITES REAL GOOD.

Then we just gotta start thinking about getting the rest, because they share everything, and if he got 'em they got 'em. (Although we took CJ because he was looking poorly; the rest are all looking pretty energetic so if they got 'em, their own immune systems probably have it under control?)