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@Leucrotta I'll be in a lot better shape as soon as @anthracite and I are safe in the same room together.

This is exactly how 90% of the Internet's "sympathies" towards New Orleans are landing for me right now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIwPhzT4Lb8

(That other 10%? That's YOU. You have been invaluable and give me a very reassuring and strengthing sense that Peg and I will not be left alone to founder in all this. <3 <3 <3 )

@JulieSqveakaroo It's OK hun. *hug* Believe me, nothing anyone here can do can make the stress needle more than twitch by comparison to the grand situation. *hug*

@JulieSqveakaroo Sadly that is maybes on cat feeders, not on surviving cats. We still have no idea whatsoever. ;____;

gonna have a nice dissociative stress wank to fend off the urge to kill myself

(i categorically will not actually harm myself. not as long as my mom and peggy walk this earth. but damn, does the idea of rage-quitting this stupid unfair game sound appealing right now)

Yeah, shit is really hitting the fan now that it looks like NOLA's electrical infrastructure took a massive hit.

I don't know if it'll even be possible, but I might have to get @anthracite out of there, hole up with her in Ohio for a while, and find someone to feed any remaining cats. (We have at least two strong maybes, which is a relief.)

I suspect I will not be able to fly home on Thursday. If I do, I have no idea how I'll even do my job.

We're definitely gonna need your assistance soon.

@LeDiva They were referring to an analogy they'd made, that "your cotton mask protects you as much as a chain link fence will protect you from mosquitos" -- which they seem to think was originally said by Obama-era virologists, I guess? But the only source I can find for it is a 2020 Facebook meme. *sigh*

@001zlnv This is my lead guess now, too.

Still scared shitless but you know, I've had multiple people on Reddit and Twitter thank me for my efforts in correcting misinformation, debunking rumors, yelling at NOLA haters, and calming people the fuck down.

That feels really good. I can't pitch in more directly, but I can at least use my skills from here to help people get solid facts. I am so pissed off at the sheer irresponsibility of spreading bad info in the midst of something like THIS where people need to make major safety decisions based on it... >_____<

OK seriously, can anybody here make heads or tails out of the following sentence: "Please refer to the virologists that worked on the last COVID user Obama that used that analogy."

I'm not _just_ making fun of them. I genuinely have absolutely no fucking idea what they're saying. I have been tangling with this sentence for like 20 minutes. I'm stumped.

And they seemed so confident they were owning me. ?_?

Full context: https://twitter.com/BFT_Podcast/status/1432164389201788939

@anthracite no i mean he's not a monster

@Austin_Dern you'd think a fisherman would be a really good ally, why abandon the mission?! guy obviously hates fish too!

@Austin_Dern it's ok, they're good people, they just... yeah. usually i get along fine with them but this is not the day for chirpy chitchat

uncle is bitching about the cleveland "guardians" changing their name from the indians

go the fuck home jeff

this is a solemn fucking occasion for me and i can not take another fucking minute of chirpy boomer chitchat

i don't fucking care if lake ponchartrain is salt or fresh water

i don't care if those things you saw on a merry little vacation to my wife's doomed hometown were pumping stations

i don't care what the fuck you think about beignets, uncle jeff

i love you guys but fuck on home to your dry little suburb please

my aunt and uncle are visiting and are CHATTY about the hurricane and obnoxiously optimistic (read: "dismissive of my fears") about the cats and i am gonna fucking end them

@anthracite Can't you just zero out the brightness?

There's some horrible, stoic, dark, bloody-minded part of me that's... almost glad that the world decided Nature decided to rip this bandaid off this fast. I was always scared this would happen-- to the cats, to our life in New Orleans, to everything we had down there.

If they're gone, we won't have to spend every day worrying about them. And if I ever make friends with an animal again, it'll be one we can protect better than this. Love you, cats. I don't want to say goodbye, but if this is it, it was a joy knowing you and a tragedy losing you.

Peg is just about 20 minutes outside of Hattiesburg, MS and should be safe in a hotel soon.

Meanwhile the eyewall (and the most destructive winds) are trending east, which would make for a direct hit on New Orleans. There is a rather high chance that not only will this be a Total Party Kill for our cats, but we will not have a place to inhabit when we get back.

It all depends on the tracks. If it doesn't budge the least bit further east we'll still get some pretty nasty stuff but not as bad as it could be.

I am very braced to have to write off the cats, and not even be able to return to NOLA for some time if ever.

We'll deal one way or the other. I need Peggy more than I need my stuff. And if we lose the cats, we will celebrate their lives. We'll need you-- for all of the above. We'll let you know. Thank you. Love you.

@Leucrotta Oh if Peg gets home Tuesday and there are six indignant cats and an intact apartment I will probably be beside myself with joy.

Life has just taught me this generally doesn't happen.