Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@JulieSqveakaroo Oh shit, keep us posted honey, be safe!

current mood:

"wants to instruct people in correct doctrine"

@anthracite cripes my tastes are so predictable

@anthracite I've seen *surprisingly* good porn of Coco (Yayoi-style clay rabbit) all things considered...

@Phorm

And number two is "FUCK OFF, COLIN ROBINSON."

What one media quote best exemplifies your general mood these days?

Me? "Not you, Guillermo."

I'm just so tired of being out of the loop.

@chimerror KILROY DIED FOR YOUR SINS

@DrSagan Meow Wolf vibes, too.

,,,

Dammit now I want to try non-Latin alphabet soup.

@DrSagan addendum: The alphabet soups Google recommends are fantastically cheap; however, they also have nothing on their labels but the word "SOUP" and the noodles themselves all seem to be from the Khmer script. The soup smells faintly of sandalwood.

@DrSagan bing has now automatically signed you up for a $50 gourmet worm of the month subscription

google is pretty sure you meant "can i eat words" and has directed you to alphabet soups

but duckduckgo's ceo is currently preparing a handwritten letter asking personally if you're ok

@001zlnv

@hystericempress Oh shit, I'd watch this one just for the PALETTE...

@JoyfulSkunk Doctor Whythehellnot! They travel the cosmos yet mysteriously one of them can ALWAYS be found tripping balls on Space Ibiza 40K.

You know, basically Rick Sanchez except not a repugnant egomaniac in every single way.

You know, basically Zaphod.

logically shouldn't he have been called doctor when?

i mean, we know who

it's that guy with the scarf

@zx3 STACKED! LIKE! CORDWOOD! ^______________^

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

I've noticed that the excellent Latvian sci-fi cartoon Fantadroms is making the rounds again. Note that there are TWO VERSIONS of the first episode, an international release with Wacky Cartoon Music, and the original Latvian with solemn electronica.

I feel the original has a much more interesting and sophisticated mood, and it's next to impossible to find. I've linked them both here-- decide for yourself and let me know which one you prefer!

Either one is a gem, though.

INTERNATIONAL VERSION: https://youtube.com/watch?v=FQeJMhm4mcM

ORIGINAL VERSION:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-s1IHr7GBk

You know what I really wish right now existed in our Dark But Queer Cyberpunk Future?

Well, it's right in the CW. During the Good Old Days, I daydreamed that someday I would be able to make money as a high-end textual courtesan, making an actual living off of my ability to entertain people with kinky esoteric improv for hours on end.

Now, on the rare occasions when I find myself with any libido or energy to start with, I'm the one who seriously wishes they could just pay someone-- somebody AMAZING, who did this everyday, accorded immense respect and courtesy, and had a professional code of ethics to handle all the knotty interpersonal issues of doing a problematic scene-- to do this fucked up rubbercult abduction and betrayal scene I've been craving.

The future SUCKS. Has anybody else noticed that? >____<

starting a huge internet conspiracy theory about facetious hidden messages in one of your friends' fursona lore, purely as a show of affection